Someone has done a smelly shit

[MissTapestry]

Some bugger has done a stinky shit in my workplace. It smells. Then they've gone and sprayed that air freshener stuff which also in my mind smells like shit. So now work smells like double shit.

WIBU to do a turd on the floor in protest?

Bastards.

That made me LOL!

Identify the culprit and do a big shiny stinky dump in the drawer of their desk.

Glad someone is loling, I'm jus HEAVING!

Dont be too hard on them.Not everyones shit smells of flowerslike yours appears to

Newsflash: shit often smells. Get over it. As long as they've done it in the toilet YABU.

OMG the catsbummouthers are out already.

Hasn't it occurred to you that someone might be ill but persevering and continuing to attend work? If that person were absent from work, it's possible that the rest of you would have to share his/her work. Be a bit more sympathetic.

The smell of air freshener over poo is uniquely horrendous, though. That deserves judgement.

The best place for a shit is at work.....you're getting paid to have a shit!

Lemon Glade with Oust neutraliser.

Really? It's not as if I've got around shouting about the stench and asking who did it!

Rule they might be infectious. It could spread and leave the whole place awash.

Oh yeah, I have no probs shitting at work, using their bogroll instead of mine it's just that, as a PP pointed out, my shit smells of flowers, so it's not a problem

open the window?

You've told us though. It must feel quite important to you.

Ew at wading through dysentry!

When I have to go into an actual building for my work, all the toilets are windowless brick cubicles. No windows, no fresh air, just a catsbum notice about leaving the toilet as you expect to find it [derelict, presumably], and a ropey looking bog brush.

I often try to wait till I get home to avail myself of the facilities.

agree with LeBof.
Horrible thread title too, stinking out my list of active convos

Catsbummouther, really? And I thought I was being anti-catsbummouth by reacting to someone being offended by smelly shit. Oh well. Can't win, can I?

MissTapestry Wellies?? Wimp

Oookay, breathe people (since I can't) I was just venting, I have in no way indicated to anyone at work that they stink. It's the layering of the poop and the spray that just lingers for some reason

OMG Julia, you just made me laugh, which required an intake of breath

I remember having a little episode at work. I was still in the cubicle, and I heard someone come through the door, gasp in horror, and start spraying air freshener and flinging open the window. Happens to the best of us.

Someone really did do a shit on the floor of our work toilets. The person who found it had trodden in it before they realised.

Now if that had happened to you, you would really have something to complain about. .