Someone has done a smelly shit

[MissTapestry]

Some bugger has done a stinky shit in my workplace. It smells. Then they've gone and sprayed that air freshener stuff which also in my mind smells like shit. So now work smells like double shit.

WIBU to do a turd on the floor in protest?

Bastards.

I would have thought sulphur + methane + combustion = explosion

Times like this I'm really really glad I work from home.

Not in this kind of density Ariel

Oh right

Have you done an experiment?

Thank you everyone for raising the tone of the thread, it's quite sciencey now innit? I like the candle idea, hmmm...

I won't be happy if this thread gets deleted due to it being a threat to office security though

Don't get any funny ideas people or if you do and you get caught exploding your work place don't blame me

OMG blondie80 someone doesn't flush, there's no excuse for that in the workplace surely? EWWWWWWW

Just thinking OP at least the shitter in your work had the reasonable good manners to 1) flush and 2) attempt a cover up. It does show some consideration for work mates :0) Mystery shitters in work are common. I am baffled by it? I recall one who (warning about to include TMI and lower the tone of the thread after the scientists' rather good suggestions) pooped in the bin. The poor cleaner emptying the bins was horrified!

finally found it - Garlic Arse

If you're going to shit, do it before 8am or after 6pm please, you unreasonable bastards. What are you? Governed by bodily functions or something?

[heavily sarcastic emoticon]

Isn't there some weird sexual psychopathy associated with people who leave turds lying around or otherwise visible for someone's subsequent gaze and reaction? Like turd trolls.

Could be worse - one of the 2 cublicles in the gents at DH's office has been blocked since the week before Christmas, and they are getting fed up asking the boss to get it sorted. Really blocked....boak.....(he half joked that he was going to South Africa today to get away from it...)

I get all panicky if I have to poo at work in case someone's waiting outside to use the loo and they realise the smell is mine. Argh. Shivers. Boak at poo and freshener.

The boss sprays his arms with deodourant in the open-plan office. Thoughts?

Someone did a poo in the corridor where I work.
The elusive log-dropper was never tracked down.

Anyone know if farts still smell on aircraft BTW? Chap at work insisted he sat farting on a domestic flight and couldn't smell it at all.

People who poo so it can be found are sexually mental, I'm telling you, seriously.

Is poo + air freshener worse than BO plus Lynx?
Discuss.

I don't understand people who shit at work, school or any other communal spaces.

Some things you're meant to do at home and ONLY at home.

Should these people be holding their poos in all day instead? What a strict workplace that would be, and quite an uncomfortable one too

Beat me to it Dizzy.
Sometimes you just can't wait until you get home.
As long as the best effort's been made to clean the bowl and remove the smell then that's sometimes the best you can achieve.
Workplaces would be much less productive if everyone sat holding them in all day.

My uncle worked in a computer factory where there was a clean room. White paper overalls, face masks, and sensors counting the no. of particles in the air. Every so often the sensors went thru the roof, & when they checked they found a human turd behind the machinery...turned out to be a disgruntled employee "expressing his unhappiness"...

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

I run a call centre and we have a very dramatic facilities manager. One day she marched into a sales meeting and said "Ken Dodd you have to sort out your staff. Someone has missed the bowl and poohed on the floor"
The whole meeting collapsed in hysterics and she was furious.

OTBWAWW! What on earth did they do to the, um, poopertrator?