Paul mcCartneys new album is really called, 'Kisses On The Bottom' AIBU to cringe?

[NotTheBlinkingGruffaloAgain]

Fair play to him for coming up with the most obscure combination of words.
Thinking outside the box has never been more cringe-worthy

The new bride is not that youthful!

She's more youthful than him, put it that way.

"Heather Mills earned every penny of her £24million settlement putting up with Macca."

Quite.

Isn't she like, fifty?

Middling, like

Although I imagine some bits of her face are rather younger

Oh is she not! Haven't seen her - just knew she was younger!

Still it was the image that popped in. Macca pouting and kissing a peachy bare bottom!

Ninedragons 02:39
"He looks like he went to an unregistered plastic surgeon in Tiajuana and said "Make me look like Paul McCartney"
Thanks for brightening up my morning

Paul is my DP's favourite Beatle. I mean, really??? I always found him to be the uncoolest. Like an uncool dad before he actually was one.

This thread is hilarious. Especially Compost's 'The alternative interpretation - that 'kisses on the bottom' was Fab Macca Wacky Thumbsaloft's anal riming concept album was too awful to contemplate.' Thumbsaloft to that.

He is a prize dick who borrowed a tenner from a student friend of mine at an event in rye and never paid it back.

I hate him for that

at stupid wobbly head

I've always been grateful to the Beatles though. Without them there'd be no Rutles to poke fun at them.

I love The Beatles

It's just Sir Paul McCartney who gets on my tits

I used to work for a firm that had dealings with him and allegedly when he came in to the office, everyone had to leave their desks and go stand in the basement and those that were too neccessary to do that, had to turn away so they didn't see him. I always thought it was more our wanky firm being ridiculous than him being a diva, but seeing what a twit he seems to be now, maybe not.

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Side by side, hand in hand. We all stand together!

On the theme of people who borrow money before they get really famous and then never pay it back, William Dalrymple owes me £20 from 1990 (hence, about a million pounds in today's money) that his cameraman borrowed off me.

I love Macca to bits but I listened to the album and didn't like it at all - just don't think the songs suit his voice. Still think he is the best live performer I've ever seen though.

I want to love him. I love the Beatles. He was so pretty in his yoof. I like the vegetarian shizz.
But the ageing rocker/morphing into Sir Cliff thing is yuck and Kisses On the Bottom makes me think of a Pampers advert (also cringy).

Gah. I don't want to despise him but he's making it so hard

Yay Fats Domino

But is no one other than me old enough to remember Alan 'Fluff' Freeman reading out letters and always finishing with 'Kisses on the bottom'.

And just to add to the prattling debate, yes Heather Mills may have been a gold digger (I dunno so much!) but I bet Macca wouldn't have been taken in if she had looked like me been older and fatter.

Line Runner I would be impressed, but who the frig is William Dalrymple?

Just recently he looks to me like Hayley from Corrie, do they share that wig???

I'm conflicted because out of Beatles songs, the ones I like best are the ones with Paul on lead vocals. I just pretend that Sir Paul McCartney is someone else entirely.

"He looks like he went to an unregistered plastic surgeon in Tiajuana and said "Make me look like Paul McCartney"."

And at Hayley Cropper's wig.

Aww, I like Sir Paul. He seems really sweet. I never knew he had such a bad public image until I joined MN. My first ever record that I bought with my own pocket money was Paul McCartney and The Frog Chorus "We All Stand Together", so he will always have a place in my heart.

My tutor at uni had been George harrisons PA in the 60s. He said Macca was a total wanker.

Oh, it's just sex- obsessed, old man "funny punster" drivel. Probably exacerbated by being so rich and famous that no-one dared tell him it was a deeply naff idea for a title.

I don't think it's a very good album, from what I've heard, but OTOH compared to Ringo Starr's latest output it sounds like a work of towering genius.

Hey. Lay off Ringo.

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