My husband just rung me to say he's spent 40p on a Mars Bar

[TheRhubarb]

How reckless! Does he not know we are in a recession ffs?

. if he was a bit more thoughtful he would have got a pack of 5 mighty bars from lidl. Selfish

30k on car/ 40p on mars bar... I don't know which to post on first! ;)

One peanut? One?! Well, there you have it. If I don't feed my husband at least two peanuts he goes out and buys a Twix. Just like that.

See, it is all your fault. You ... you ... peanut head.

yadnbu! Does he not know that he could've got 6 Cadbury's Creme Eggs at Waitrose, 25 pence per egg.

False economising, you will be living in a box by Tuesday.

My front porch is on fire.
We don't have a front porch but if we did it would be on fire.

And don't YOU tell ME what to feed my own husband you hussy!
You Chris Moyles fan.
You Daily Mail reader and contributor.
You sausage roll eater.

Mumsnet is so evil these days. You write on little post expecting sisterhood and sympathy and instead you get torn apart by these, these nincompoops

I have three favourite words this week. nincompoops, falafeloflololol, and gauche.

fuckers!

Pugnacious cockers (for Quint)

A bar of chocolate costs about a quid round here

Now that's emotional abuse

My money's on him hollowing it out and sticking his dick in it.

Midlife crisis penis extension.

Is this a specific piss take?

well I ain't sucking on his chocolate nob even if it does have a caramel centre.

Posie, this is my life. Welcome.

Don't think so Posie. I was a bit uncomfortable at first because I thought it might be undermining the thread about the £30,000 car (in which the OP was justifiably pissed off), but that's clearly not how it's played out IMO so I joined in. I'm treating it as a bit of light-hearted fun after all the serious threads of the last two days. That's my take, anyway.

40p for a Mars Bar FFS.
I always manage a BOGOF when I shop. One in my basket, one slipped down the front of my voluminous hareem pant jogging bottoms.
Works well with Curly Wurleys.
Less good with frozen turkeys IMO.

Course it could be a minty fresh centre.
But I still ain't sucking it.

Safer than a condom however and cheaper at the price!

I thought you had flounced?

trust issues! leave him, now!

Yeah well no-body noticed.

Right, this time bloody well notice. It's hard work doing all this flouncing you know.

FLOUNCE you cocking nobby crackers! AND I AIN'T NEVER COMIN' BACK
Largely because I'm hungry and apparently have a dead badger to eat.

ps...couldn't be bothered to read anyone else's posts.

Not to mention a chocolate nob to munch on.
With a gooey, minty centre.

Yum.

he should have got titan bars from aldi (mars rip off)

Oh now you've had a good look at it, you think it's a NICE chocolate penis extension?

Good luck licking up the chocolate drips!

I thought we were in this rage together.

What about Whispa? They are all air. Not as much as Aero admitedly, but Wispa are bland>
Aero's air tastes choclatey.

I think you should hide your passport and start moving your pennies into a bottle he can't touch.

Keep updating op.