to think I need benefits?

[Sevenfold]

like this
<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=m+shadows+shirtless&hl=en&biw=1587&bih=714&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=GqS92ALNDsqqeM:&imgrefurl=fuckyeahmattsanders.tumblr.com/post/886970284&docid=uBJl1p6ZuJH6zM&imgurl=26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bcq8ITvn1qc97s3o1_500.jpg&w=500&h=375&ei=vSAjT_vKK8v38QPol62uBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1081&vpy=305&dur=2207&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=171&ty=136&sig=110964572084303933411&page=3&tbnh=160&tbnw=249&start=55&ndsp=30&ved=1t:429,r:20,s:55" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">to cheer up my day
now you might not like mine, but bet you have yours

Bet the thread title got you:o

I need a friend that offers benefits :o

Urgh, he's all yours.

you could share yours you know, if you don't I might pick one for you

Why would you get shouty if someone needs benefits...?

No no I just mean benefit threads as in 'oh no not another one'

Feel a bit of a twit now

No! Seven please, no.

I can't even talk to a man at the moment without wanting to hit them. Keep them for yourself, please.

Jaffa sorry - i've not been back on MN for weeks because I'm so fed up with armchair bigoted politicians spitting out venom on here - its ruined Mumsnet for me and no doubt others. First post I see when I mooch back on is this!

who is he?

he's a bit young and "inked" for me.

This man however is my idea of perfection.

Though if he is busy I suppose i will make do with Him

Fanny, dont be sorry, mumsnet has been ruined for me too x

My DS has a t-shirt with avenged Sevenfold on it and he has started drawing on himself.

ValarMorghulis omg I came over all unnecessary
phew he is hot

It was so good on here before the Tories fucked it up...

Shirley he has taste.
ds is more HIM and cradle of filth

Val! O.M.G.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=idris+elba&start=0&num=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=active&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1853&bih=964&tbm=isch&tbnid=oMWpWAKyifSD2M:&imgrefurl=www.flicksandbits.com/2011/02/25/idris-elba-sean-harris-kate-dickie-join-ridley-scotts-alien-movie-prometheus/8075/&docid=EZWf3WSIbmyFrM&imgurl=www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/idris-elba-alex-cross.jpg&w=600&h=400&ei=eiUjT4GYAYW28QP9sJDLBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=822&vpy=670&dur=1269&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=162&ty=134&sig=100827675750366373314&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=142&tbnw=184&ndsp=56&ved=1t:429,r:26,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I love idris

and also

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?q=douglas+booth+as+pip&start=0&num=10&um=1&hl=en&biw=1853&bih=964&tbm=isch&tbnid=YEcT9ATXyQK_ZM:&imgrefurl=www.hji.co.uk/blogs/mens-hairstyles/2012/01/douglas-booth-creates-great-expectations.html&docid=tv-_J5LMFguMHM&imgurl=www.hji.co.uk/blogs/mens-hairstyles/2012/01/09/photos/Douglas%252520Booth%252520%252520rexfeatures_1521035ac.jpg&w=297&h=448&ei=1SUjT7CBC8j88QO4rYSpBw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=576&sig=114156417050507760748&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=107&ndsp=49&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0&tx=45&ty=45" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">far too young for me but Jesus He is BEAUTIFUL

But in reality it's <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?q=adam+richman&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1853&bih=964&tbm=isch&tbnid=jA-a41U9hoDEUM:&imgrefurl=youbentmywookie.com/columns/once-a-cheater-always-a-cheater-why-man-vs-food-is-not-my-friend-11976&docid=sXzY39X8eEXFGM&imgurl=youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0311_entertainment/adam-richman-hot-dog.jpg&w=641&h=438&ei=ISYjT6GsGoac8gPl0426Bw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=978&vpy=466&dur=2087&hovh=185&hovw=272&tx=155&ty=103&sig=114156417050507760748&page=1&tbnh=124&tbnw=181&start=0&ndsp=47&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I love him so fucking much

I would like to claim benefits in Denmark

VM you'll know me from this link for you here

DS is in a band and loves all that - cradle of filth, erm bejewelled Brides? That's not right, what's it called?

I am literally listening to Alexander O'Neil.

black veiled brides :o
omg they look like girls

I'll stick with my own blonder and podgier benefits thanks. . I wouldn't know what to do with your idea of benefits - would have the vapours and need smelling salts.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=black+veil+brides&hl=en&biw=1587&bih=714&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=fZIxsEbYb5JkaM:&imgrefurl=www.nme.com/news/black-veil-brides/60091&docid=ivofzyl12kNnAM&imgurl=static.nme.com/images/gallery/BlackVeilBridesPR130411LS.jpg&w=552&h=368&ei=eCcjT5ylNoiF8gPPivHDBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=911&vpy=204&dur=267&hovh=151&hovw=204&tx=122&ty=100&sig=110964572084303933411&page=1&tbnh=145&tbnw=190&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">is this them, yep I got the name wrong too

is the third one the guy from Man Vs food?

if so he is my secret crush! I have never admitted that to anyone else.

HA! YES!

That's them. Holy shit!

He has a poster of them on his wall.

(and the name of his band written in blue electrical tape)

Oh my word that link is AWESOME mists.

Oh Val - I have long loved you and YES that is Adam Richman.

I love him. I love him. I actually, flat out LOVE him.

Shriley dd did too, I took it down, they unnerved me, replaced it with Blink 182, much better for her I think