to think thwt there are far too many Professionally Unoffended and...

[seeker]

....Do-Badders about?

I don't know. I need clear examples. I don't seem em.

Are they, like, Chillax Smuggers?

There is some truth to the saying that if you want to be offended, go on the internet. Very little mean spiritedness happens in day to day life. I probably don't bump into people saying vile things because those charmers are too busy sat at a keyboard typing.

Wouldn't PARD be the middle course?

Hm, I'm not sure - don't Daily Mail readers froth too, but about different issues? Or maybe they froth unintelligibly or unintelligently ?

I can't justify this in any rational way, but I think the opposite of a frother would be a curdler.

I get what you meant OP.
And I agree

no because if you are professionally offended you are frothing

If your stance is professionally unoffended than that's not PARD, because you are still being a twat.

or what Hully said in like six words

I think they are like the chillax smuggers then.

"Oh yeah, don't sweat it, just chillax" Like that? Or what?

ooooooh I like smuggers as the opposite of frothers

AIBU to be have been horrifically racially insulted today?

Smugger: Get a grip, it's not like you were knived, I fail to see why you are all finding this offensive, get a thicker skin, it was probably a joke.

yeah, smugger works

I totally agree people just want to be offended about everything.

I have to agree, smuggers sounds even better than curdlers.

Smugging do-badders.

Smuggers are very good.

I always think of them as Matchboxers.

You know the old "eeee by gum, you were lucky to have a mouldy cramped house, when I were young we had to share a matchbox".

What is PARD?

Polite And Reasonable Discourse.

Which I have slightly abandoned today as I have started a thread saying all rightwingers are cunts. But in extremis.

Polite And Reasonable Discourse Mme

Hully I have failed at PARD as I got deleted twice yesterday. [shame]

Now I'm feeling very smug because I finally found out what PARD means without actually having to sum up the courage to ask.

That does not make me a smugger though!

I mean

What did you say Northern?

How about CommonSmuggers, ArtexMonkey?

I liked your swerve from PARD into the redzone with KitchenRoll, Hully.

What I would have said if I had not been so polite and reasonable.

ah yes

I think I said something like fuck the fuck off and fuck off while you are doing it Hully.
I was provoked.