To think that quoting past threads/quiches on MN does not prove you aren't a troll?

[salmonskinroll]

You know when someone says 'name changed but not a troll - missing toaster, poo troll etc'. It doesn't really prove anything, does it? Any lurkers could read all that and still be a troll of some sort, no?

Am bored, can you tell?

There has definitely been an influx of huns and !!!!!!!!!! just lately

Its getting on my wick tbh

Ooh dessert

Drills

Thwyare all pissed and just eating with spoons

Nah, Vienetta is sophisticated. I'm with CDWM's Vera, from Leeds. Vanilla ice cream, crushed maltesers and a strawberry coulis made from watered down jam.

I am from Leeds

Drools

Ah his meat is too long and wide

But chocolatey desserts always do better don't they?

Ooh yes if I was on cdwm I'd just crack open a kg bar of dairy milk

First of all, <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=vinegar+tits+prisoner+cell+block+H&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1426&bih=659&tbm=isch&tbnid=keOlrtf-aDKKgM:&imgrefurl=www.tv.com/news/prisoner-reunites-for-30th-anniversary-12519/&docid=TDVenRns9K3-6M&imgurl=image.com.com/tv/images/genie_images/story/2009/f/fiona-spence_story.jpg&w=200&h=200&ei=VeoVT5WWJsiW8gOBnOSrCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=834&vpy=173&dur=6333&hovh=160&hovw=160&tx=74&ty=69&sig=114906914102734008942&page=1&tbnh=147&tbnw=145&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this is me I have seen Olivia and Justine in the same room and they are two very different people not so sure about Kat and Catherine though and Thingumy be a dear and hand it over will you, our jobs would be an awful lot easier?

Second of all, sockpuppetry is not allowed, if we find out that it is going on, we take action - whether that action is a permanent ban or not depends on many things. But is ALWAYS taken seriously and always acted on.

Can we please please ask all of those who have said that they suspect folks of trolling to report them to us, as mods of other threads have said, our days are spent eating biscuits and reading classics troll hunting and spam busting, any help from you via the report button is always very much appreciated and we look at, and respond to, every report.

Rebecca, if we told you everything, it would take all your fun away surely?

fuck sake

Oh sorry that was wrongthread

If we told you everything Rebecca you would never believe us...

Rebecca I have reprted 4 or 5 people today already. Have you banned them?
All were because my fingers are too fat to differentiate between 'report' and 'reply'.

@KatieMiddleton

If we told you everything Rebecca you would never believe us...

She probably would, you know. But then I'd set her straight

Honeydragon - and ours too.

I think I'd feel quite bad at reporting someone just because I had suspicions they were making stuff up and doing multiple threads under different names.
What if I was wrong?

For a start I am not a natural blonde. Oh no. Neither is LeQueen.

True Rock, very true. I wonder how long it will be before they discover the pms that have been going around about Justine and Ann Mumsnet being one and the same person?

@mothmagnet

I think I'd feel quite bad at reporting someone just because I had suspicions they were making stuff up and doing multiple threads under different names. What if I was wrong?

Well, we wouldn't take your word for it completely - lovely as you are! We'd check and dig about and stuff.

@Honeydragon

True Rock, very true. I wonder how long it will be before they discover the pms that have been going around about Justine and Ann Mumsnet being one and the same person?

Already on the spreadsheet, Honeydragon

@KatieMiddleton

For a start I am not a natural blonde. Oh no. Neither is LeQueen.

@Honeydragon

True Rock, very true. I wonder how long it will be before they discover the pms that have been going around about Justine and Ann Mumsnet being one and the same person?

Helen and I are one and the same too, aren't we Helen?