to go and drown myself in the bath?

[AtYourCervix]

work was shite thrursday, shite yesteday and shite today.

i am hungry.

i come in from work (an hour late) unfed, dehydrated and absolutely drained and exhausted.

DD2 greeted me with a list of complaints and spume.

i want cheese but can't have it.

i have to apply for my perfect job but think the competition is going to be massive and now i'm doubting my fabulousness.

my plan, when i can raise my knackered body off the sofa is to lock myself in the bathroom with some nice bubbles and possibly never come out.

fuckingshitbolloswank.

Order takeout

Have wine

Sit down

Calm down

Have a bath and unwind

talk to your DD

Apply for the job and sod the rest

^ Do the above in any order

YABVU. If you drown yourself, which I don't think is possible, who would your DD2 have to moan at?
Go and have your bath then, once refreshed and glossy do the application and eat some cheese.

Don't come out until your well wrinkly.
When out, unless someone can get you your cheese, eat chocolate or something equally as treat-y.
Do not, repeat, do not doubt how good you are at your job. How you present at an interview plays a BIG part - I'm sure I don't need to tell you that. You must believe.

Oh and lastly, keep the faith.

Aw. Don't drown yourself in the bath.

Drink a pint of water. Ignore pesky child. Eat a bowl of nice soup while bath running. Take glass of wine to bath. Ignore family, housework etc. You will feel better about the job when you're not thirsty, starving and achey tired.

if you drown yourself you'll miss big brother

Have bubbles to drink in your bubbles after making dd clean the bathroom first

can't eat chees or chocolate or pizza or nothing nice. bastard bowels.

can you have wine?

Chinese, Curry or Chish and Fips it is then! Simples!

i can have wine. i will be having some after.

want pizza quite badly though.

going to the bath. maybe some time.................................

i htink te boier is broken. my bath was luke warm and very unsatisfactory

DD2 is stil in a mood and banging and crashing around the house.

DH is also in a mood but not banging around, just giving off a baad vibe, probably from spending the day with DD2. poor dear, he should try spending day in day out tiptoeing around her, escaping only to go to bloody work.

anyway. the bath wasn't hot enough to bloody drown in so i rolled myself up in the duvet and went to sleep for an hour.

i am now so hungry i think my stomach is digesting itself and i have no idea what to make myself for supper.

((((AtYour))))

Your reward will be in heaven

oh fuck off ommmmmward. do something useful and make me a chicken kiev or something.

blood sugar at an all time low.

having beer.

may not be the best idea but i am now so grumpy i don't care.

There is nothing worse than a luke warm bath.

Not even a paper cut.

Have a nice bowl of soup, wrap up in a warm blanket and watch a funny film.

Normally makes me feel better about myself

i know. soooooooo disappointed. it was horrid.

i'm trying not to think of why it was luke warm and how much it is going to cost to fix the bastard biler.

oh hell what can i eat?

i fucing hate soup. it needs cheese. and i can't sodding have cheese.

i do apologise for my vilness.

i'm huiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuungry.

you know when you pick up small children from a long day at school and you ram a biscuit into their little gob before they start screaching? i feel like that.

Why can't you have sodding cheese??

Think I'd kill someone if I couldn't have sodding cheese.

Is there no bowel-friendly cheese?

If not - someone should invent some straight away.

Toast and scrambled egg.

no fucking cheese and no fucking bastard toast.

have given it up and cured the irritable bowel. i have stopped shitting through the eye of a needle and lost 9 lbs but jeeesus am i grumpy?