to go and drown myself in the bath?

[AtYourCervix]

work was shite thrursday, shite yesteday and shite today.

i am hungry.

i come in from work (an hour late) unfed, dehydrated and absolutely drained and exhausted.

DD2 greeted me with a list of complaints and spume.

i want cheese but can't have it.

i have to apply for my perfect job but think the competition is going to be massive and now i'm doubting my fabulousness.

my plan, when i can raise my knackered body off the sofa is to lock myself in the bathroom with some nice bubbles and possibly never come out.

fuckingshitbolloswank.

cheese is my favourite food. i ate it with everything. bread, soup, curry, pasta, potatos, sandiwches, pizza, everything.

i miss it.

my name is cervix and i am a cheese addict. it has been 14 whole, entire days since i last ate cheese.

I prescribe you a bucket full of wine, drink once a day before bed. Will improve things no end.

thanks.

i must go and find something to eat.

Did you deliver any babies today?

i don't deliver.

postmen deliver.

and no. i broke them all.

I like AtYour grumpy, actually, makes me larf a lot.

But yeah, food. Porridge? A piece of bacon? How about a bag of peanuts?

i have acooking:

3 veggie burgers
oven chips
mushrooms

what condiment?

Half a pint of ketchup.

Poured over the chips and everything. Not on the side.

i'm thinking sweet chilli dipping sauce and some mayo?

Blooming eck I was only asking to try and cheer you up a bit. No need to be so fecking rude!

I was about to suggest chilli sauce!

ee earlier apology for vilness.

sorry

Oh that's bad!
I'm like this sometimes, can't eat a thing.
Or won't eat when I'm working, so get grumpier by the minute.
Drown your sorrows in chilli sauce and mayo..

i have eaten.

am swiftly getting back to my normal miserable cheerful self.

Hurah! I'm back.

How about oatcakes?
I live on those?
There's some pumpkin seed and rosemary ones?

now i ate oatcakes yesterday evenin, then had a bit of a doo first thing this morning. will leave it a day or so and try again.

it's trial and error i suppose, seeing what irritates and what doesn't.

i rather hope one of these days i'll have the nerve to try cheese and it'll be fine.

You will.
You will have cheese one day.
I will have red wine one day!

Hey a loss of 9lbs is surely something to celebrate :)

Is it ALL cheese? If so that is RUBBISH.

Glad you didn't drown but thank yourself lucky you have not just watched 500 days of Summer with me. Absolute shite!

yes. that's good. must impress the boss and all that.

just busy. and knackering.

just exploded maybe not cheese then? hurrah! maybe beer damn. fuck. maybe alcohol? hope not, don't think so. maybe just that i hadn't eaten fo so long. anyway. i shat my pyjamas .

Chilli sauce.
Easily avoided.
Come on, at least you didn't watch 500 days of summer.
Silver lining!!

could well be the chilli sauce - I used to be rubbish with it when I had ibs.
you poor soul.

that quick?