to absolutely hate fucking fascinators..

[SirSugar]

enough said

Perhaps we could merge the different strands of the thread?

So LeBOF - are they just lying back and thinking of England (or the Democratic Republic of Congo) during all that rampant Bonobo humping??

LeBOF - I tried Googling "chimpanzee in a fascinator" and this came up

There's a reason why they're not permitted in the Royal Enclosure at Royal Ascot or in The Queen's Stand at Epsom on Derby Day [nods knowingly]

[whispers] They look cheap

I think they use the males for babies, but save sex for pleasure for other females. Makes sense.

SantasCave - do you mean chimps or fascinators?

I think the Bonobos should be allowed in the Royal Enclosure.

I've been wearing something like this but a clip rather than a headband with my hair up in a massive bun for several Christmas dos and I've had loads of compliments.

Talc, if you watch the coverage of Royal Ascot you'd see that they already appear to allow chimps in [meow]

Santas - [[http://ascot.co.uk/images/royal/DRESSCODE1.jpg I agree!)

Bugger - try again

YABU, crap fascinators are crap, just as crap dresses, crap hairdos and crap chocolate.
you're perfectly entitled to hate them I suppose but it suggests to me that you are do it wrong. fact.

Precisely

Stupid and utterly pointless things. Why would anyone do that? Why?

YANBU

Recently went to a wedding where no end of middle aged women sported fascinators. DH, who is generally nor critical at all, said that they reminded him of a flock of hens clucking around the dance floor. Now can't get the Chicken Run image out of my mind at all.

There is something of the comb and wattle about them

Lovely monkey sex images ladies.

I wore one to my brother's wedding. I looked like a twat.