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To want my dh to f**k me

53 replies

dmo · 28/12/2011 20:49

Ok so had 2 glasses of wine (first drink for christmas due to driving to family) dh is busy watching topgear but i feel horny

OP posts:
YonderRevoltingPeasantWhoIsHe · 28/12/2011 21:10

Kayano are you Richard Hammond?? Because I think he is the only human being in the world who really thinks that.

I feel sullied.

Kayano · 28/12/2011 21:11

No but I believe we are the same height Wink

And I have had cosmetic dentistry :D

ChippingInLovesChristmasLights · 28/12/2011 21:12

Lisa - what makes you think she's your CM Shock

JJ that made me laugh!! Xmas Grin You'll be pleased to know that some of them don't change!!

YonderRevoltingPeasantWhoIsHe · 28/12/2011 21:12

WAITAMINUTE lisa the OP is your childminder???

And she is getting horny watching her DH watch Clarkson?

This is like the start of some extremely avant garde erotica flick........

YonderRevoltingPeasantWhoIsHe · 28/12/2011 21:13

Kayano do you wear tight jeans and bark excitedly at cars? Tis the ultimate test....

ChippingInLovesChristmasLights · 28/12/2011 21:13

I can't believe there are still some mumsnetters who don't know about Kayano's thing re Jeremy Clarkson! Where have you all been??? Xmas Grin

GypsyMoth · 28/12/2011 21:14

Op...... There are no words!!

StickAForkInMeImDone · 28/12/2011 21:14

lisa Shock

reelingintheyears · 28/12/2011 21:14

I shall hide this thread.

CM's should keep these things under wraps.

GypsyMoth · 28/12/2011 21:14

Look at her profile!!

ThePathanKhansWitch · 28/12/2011 21:16

OP dear God is fuck all sacred?Hmm.

And as for you Kayano go and sit on the naughty step, go on.

JjandtheBean · 28/12/2011 21:16

chipping she's slowly getting there, still cuddly and was sound asleep on me by 5.30pm not that I'm complaining about that one bit! Was rather nice.

Even I knew of kayanos clarkson thing its odd, but aint we all.

Ops gone quiet maybe she got her fun afterall!

StickAForkInMeImDone · 28/12/2011 21:17

I think OP will wake in the morning with a sore head and after a couple of minutes of ignorance her face will be like this Shock when she remembers posting this Grin

Kayano · 28/12/2011 21:17

hangs head Sad

floweryblue · 28/12/2011 21:17

OP, I know lots have laughed at with you but I sort of understand: now things have wound down a bit you would like some one to one attention. Go for it girl Smile

CatPussRoastingByAnOpenFire · 28/12/2011 21:18

YANBU. Thankfully, my DP delivered the goods this morning, so we can all watch Top Gear in peace! Grin

reelingintheyears · 28/12/2011 21:18

StickAForkInMeImDone

Yup.

southeastastra · 28/12/2011 21:18

i will always remember dmo and think of this thread now Grin

WeirdFishes · 28/12/2011 21:19

Clarkson... That WILL give me nightmares... OP my dp is watching top gear too and I fully intend to take advantage of him when its over ;)

lisad123 · 28/12/2011 21:19

Grin I wasnt being serious hehe but thought it might be funny if I was Wink

SuePurblybilt · 28/12/2011 21:19

I WOULD LIKE A CUP OF TEA.

StickAForkInMeImDone · 28/12/2011 21:22

lisa Grin the OP is fairly open with her profile so it's entirely possible someone she knows could read this.

Imagine the conversation tomorrow morning if they did Grin

WeirdFishes · 28/12/2011 21:24

She's allowed to want her DH to...

ILoveClarkson · 28/12/2011 21:25

Kayano... you are not alone.

LeBOF · 28/12/2011 21:26

WeirdFishes, do think it quite usual to broadcast every twitch of your groin to complete strangers?

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