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To want my dh to f**k me

53 replies

dmo · 28/12/2011 20:49

Ok so had 2 glasses of wine (first drink for christmas due to driving to family) dh is busy watching topgear but i feel horny

OP posts:
TeaOneSugar · 28/12/2011 20:50

Ok.... thanks for sharing (?)

OrmIrian · 28/12/2011 20:50

Gosh that is interesting.

Hmm
Gertiegoolash · 28/12/2011 20:52

good lord! Biscuit

DaydreamingOfAWhiteXmasDolly · 28/12/2011 20:52

Here's an idea, get off the computer and get on him. But spare us the details, dear.

cheekeyiownitmonkey · 28/12/2011 20:53

So I assuming you have a mouth....or are you one of those blow up dolls without? Grin

Kayano · 28/12/2011 20:53

Its not Friday Hmm

YABU

LeBOF · 28/12/2011 20:54

How fabulous. Do you also start threads when you fancy a good poo?

MrsCampbellBlack · 28/12/2011 20:54

YABU to post it on here.

cheekeyiownitmonkey · 28/12/2011 20:54

Am also a little concerned you are getting horny watching Clarkson? Shock

NitroNita · 28/12/2011 20:58

shudder @ Clarkson.

Although those tight jeans with the suit jackets and that wild curly hair ...... suck suck slurp slurp swallow gag

Kayano · 28/12/2011 20:59

I would do clarkson

Blush

Just sayin

MrsRhettButler · 28/12/2011 21:00

Kayano! Shock

cheekeyiownitmonkey · 28/12/2011 21:01

Oh god nitro I cringed so badly then I think I have turned myself inside out

thisisyesterday · 28/12/2011 21:02

omg kayano! really?????

OP... maybe if you told your DH instead of us?

JjandtheBean · 28/12/2011 21:03

Well he isn't in mumsnet is he love.

Turn off the computer strip and stand in front of the tv.

scentednappyhag · 28/12/2011 21:04

Maybe give the neighbours a knock?

bringmesunshine2009 · 28/12/2011 21:04

Jj, if I were to do that am fairly sure DH would tell me to shift out the way.

OP, ergh, tmi.

Kayano · 28/12/2011 21:05

I have no idea why... I just...
Ermmm....

No I have no defence but I still would. And afterward would probably joke on 'meanwhile...' lol

reelingintheyears · 28/12/2011 21:05

Do you have pampas grass in the front? Xmas Wink

southeastastra · 28/12/2011 21:06

maybe print out a jeremy clarkson mask then wear it with nothing on but that and some socks Grin

LeBOF · 28/12/2011 21:07

Do you imagine him grunting at the point of orgasm "And on THAT bombshell...goodnight"?

JjandtheBean · 28/12/2011 21:08

Sunshine, that would need some serious huffing and silent treatment.

Tbf I don't even have to try, dp is 25 and there's still nothing more interesting than boobs to him.

lisad123 · 28/12/2011 21:08

OMG I think your my CM and that is waaayy too much information Shock

HoneydragonAteCliffRichard · 28/12/2011 21:09

I want my dh to bring in a beer and the quality street but I'm not going to start a thread about it

JjandtheBean · 28/12/2011 21:09

LeBof that will remain in my brain forever, there no brain bleach strong enough... Ew.