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To be having masses of amazing sex with a hotter younger model...

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washingonawednesday · 27/12/2011 21:58

Have an 11 month old son, husband ran off with another woman when our son was only 3 months old after 13 years together and left me high and dry with no money as a single mum and for support from my parents I had to move 300 miles away from all friends and my job.

I have not sunk. I've lost coming up to 5 stone, enrolled in a college course for the new year, made some friends and have been dating a younger hotter model for the last 2 months. My son is adorable and doesnt appear to be troubled by the fact that daddy isn't around. I am still breastfeeding and feel pretty damn awesome!

No need to whine about MIL or exDH or any other seasonal troubles.

So for Christmas this year I have mainly been having hot sex. I am gloating!

That is all!

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squaresausage · 27/12/2011 21:59

Oh yes! Grin

Cherriesarelovely · 27/12/2011 21:59

good for you!!!!! Merry Christmas indeed!

Sexolette · 27/12/2011 22:00

:)

skybluepearl · 27/12/2011 22:00

you go girl!!

Rosemallow · 27/12/2011 22:01

Hurrah! Good for you :)

BlissfulMistletoe · 27/12/2011 22:02

Good on you, but please share your weight loss tips and great sex tips lol

NorksAreMessy · 27/12/2011 22:02

Gloat on!
Good for you!

'pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again'
(or just swing from the chandeliers with a hottie)

washingonawednesday · 27/12/2011 22:09

Weight loss tips... Have an 11 month old boy to chase after all day and have lots of sex with aforementioned younger hotter model all night. Much more fun than the gym!

Not be married to shitbag and comfort eat is another top tip...

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WorraLiberty · 27/12/2011 22:10

Good for you OP!

I hope you'll be washing yourself more often now...and not just on Wednesdays Xmas Grin

baubleybobbityhat · 27/12/2011 22:10

Am amazed that a person can achieve all this only 8 months after such an awful thing.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 27/12/2011 22:12

So you lost 5 stone in 8 months, mostly through shagging? That's good to know Grin

Shakey1500 · 27/12/2011 22:12

Good for you! not jealous at all Grin

suburbophobe · 27/12/2011 22:13

Yea, how does that work, hot sex all night with an 11-month-old still breastfeeding? Hmm

hatesponge · 27/12/2011 22:13

well done on all counts! I've lost a similar amount this year (in my case done by joining SW and giving up cheese & crisps!) but yet to find a hot younger man (indeed any men at all...) so all tips in that respect would be greatly appreciated Grin

Toobluntforsleighbells · 27/12/2011 22:14

Well done- keep up the good workGrin

WorraLiberty · 27/12/2011 22:17

People do manage to have sex whilst BF-ing

Not necessarily at the same time mind....

Xmas Grin
Dotty342kids · 27/12/2011 22:18

This thread really made me smile, well done OP, you are an inspiration!

washingonawednesday · 27/12/2011 22:18

Breastfeeding mornings only now so hot sex is mainly uninterrupted...hotter model works shifts so I get sex in the day at nap time too! (smug)

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QueenLush · 27/12/2011 22:19

Must be the F Plan? Grin

DigOfTheChristmasTreeStump · 27/12/2011 22:19

Well done you, sounds like a fab Christmas present!

effingwotsits · 27/12/2011 22:24

You. Are. Fab!

JjandtheBean · 27/12/2011 22:24

That's bloody impressive, good on you! I hope things continue to improve, I could do with an ounce of you ooompf, you brave strong women!

Merry christmas Xmas Grin

sillymillyb · 27/12/2011 22:24

Whoop good on you! Now, where do you find these hot younger models?!

MustControlMincepieOfDeath · 27/12/2011 22:25
Envy
washingonawednesday · 27/12/2011 22:30

T'internet of course! You have to date a few duffs first, but what else are you going to do on 'D'H access weekends?

Did I mention he's double jointed....(double smug!)

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