To ask what is the strangest prezzie you got?

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My mil got me a panda onesy and a parrot that is also a doorbell!

thats weird, i was also given scond hand nightwear, but pj's not a nightie:)
mine are
iron
box of cleaning products , no , not wrapped and no, i do not keep a dirty house, clearly swiped from under persons sink as panic present.
but at least I was thought of:)

MabliD that made me laugh :o

PMSL at mablid's "tiny, useless muff"

Mil once bought us all a jar of body chocolate which was a bit iffy in itself but then she proceeded to say "don't spread it on your toast, I bought it to spice up your love life, you are supposed to spread it on your private parts and get the other person to lick it off".

I have a tiny, useless muff

I got some really good presents from DP but also a fridge magnet () with a picture of a rhinoceros on, 'Because that's the look you get on your face when I've done something wrong'.

bunting with each flag filled with lots of lavender. MIL present. Lovely.

Oh hazie, pmsl, sex advice from your in law - priceless

A second-hand wet massager with brush & finger attachment.

When I was in my mid-20s I was given a Pingu video by my on/off boyfriend/best friend (can't remember the state of our relationship at the time, but we were generally very close). Apparently it was because I "loved Pingu so much". I had never/still have never expressed any interest in Pingu whatsoever

Hazie- bought you 'all'?! Sounds like your sex life us interesting enough

God I am shrieking at these.
Priceless!!

haha, these are brilliant! have to say I did very well this year.

When I was a 15 year old metalhead/goth my aunt gave me a set of pink make up... that was clearly for a very small girl who would be 'dressing up' with it!

I asked for, and recieved, an avocado knife this year.

For my birthday a couple of weeks ago DH bought me an angora scarf. I am allergic to angora I marched him round town and showed him all sorts of things I would like for Christmas. He took the hint and I am now the proud owner of a lovely bag.

A knitting set from DH.

I don't want to knit. I have been bought several of these type of gift sets in the past from well meaning aunties, and have sent them to the charity shop. He knows this.

I am pretty pissed off with him over that actually.

Slippers.

Unwrapped - In a carrier bag.

Too small.

Only present from DH. Married for 5 years

A shower curtain.

fecking plastic gold coloured carriage clock from BiL and SiL. I might have posted that already on another thread, or even this one.

Ooops... meant to say... i live a minimalist life wth NO oraments at all...white house, oak floors, wooden blinds, nowt orinimenty.

a 2kg tub of bat guano (ie bat dropping manure) from F in L

thenightsky yes, that's pretty near the beginning. You are still seething though so let it all out :o

Ohhhhh I just remembered! A few years back I received from a relative of DP's an old lady string of 'pearls' plastic beads and a headscarf. I was about 26 at the time.

This year when MIL brought the gift around from her I popped it on the side and said I'd open it later so I didn't have to fake a reaction and she had got me a lovely purse which was funky and very 'me' and all my cards fit in. Felt a bit bad.....

From SiL last year:
A teacup emblazoned with a picture of a computer mouse wearing a pair of glasses, and the words "It's not that I'm always right, I'm just never wrong", A packet of tissues printed with zebra stripes, in a zebra stripe printed plastic sleeve, a weed strange box with two different storage compartments, only big enough for drugs the last item: a small badge of a squirrel, with integrated LEDs that flashes brightly on a random pattern.

My MIL got me scented clothes hangers and a necklace I'm sure I gave her a couple of years ago!

An axe.