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My Willy Smells Of Lavender.

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TiggyD · 24/12/2011 22:44

I bought some shower gel that described itself as invigorating. It's mint and tea tree flavoured. Over most of my body it seems to work just fine and dandy, but when it's used on my more sensitive areas it becomes a problem. It over-invigorates parts which are not used to such an elevated state of invigoration that said parts become extremely painful. It means that now whenever I have a shower most of me gets the mint and tea tree treatment, but Mr Tiggywinkle gets the back-up lavender scented shower gel.

I think there should have been clear signs on the bottle that it was not suitable for use everywhere.

And Merry Christmas.

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sayjay · 24/12/2011 22:47

YANBU. I;ve used that, and whilst I don't have a willy..my word it is fresh!

thepeoplesprincess · 24/12/2011 22:48

TBF, they probably weren't expecting many men to purchayse the said product- what with you all being such dirty soap dodgers an' all.

skybluepearl · 24/12/2011 22:50

Can you not try different soaps on differnt parts? Your bum could be rose, your willy lavender, your neck orange blossom and so on.

DoMeDon · 24/12/2011 22:50

Ooh no I love it - minty fresh - surprisingly nice!

stockingstuffedwithnerf · 24/12/2011 22:51

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YankNCock · 24/12/2011 22:52

yerghh.. 'fresh' is not how I describe the feeling of mint/tea tree shower gel on my bits. 'MY FANNY'S ON FIRE!' is much more accurate.

Mumcentreplus · 24/12/2011 22:53

My Dh says it's like Vicks on your eyes,bum-hole and knob

babybarrister · 24/12/2011 22:54

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ecclesvet · 24/12/2011 22:54

Is it that Original Source green one? Once I've used that, any breeze on my privates feels like Jack Frost puffing away at them Blush... Grin

Mumcentreplus · 24/12/2011 22:55

I myself find it quite refreshing not painful at all...just minty fresh..Grin

TiggyD · 24/12/2011 22:55

Rose skyblue? That's a granny smell. All grannies smell of rose or lily of the valley. I don't want my bum to smell like a granny. It might attract the wrong crowd.

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WingDad · 24/12/2011 22:55

Oh yeah, that mint shower gel stuff, it's horrible on yer bits! Horrible experience that was.

I just stick to good ol' manly Lynx showergel.

Mumcentreplus · 24/12/2011 22:57

lavender is proper granny...Grin but I like it...Wink

SingleSoloShattersSparklyStars · 24/12/2011 22:57

It is a well know thing that girls should not use any kind of soap on their fanjos.

Merry Christmas!

LynetteScavo · 24/12/2011 22:58

You can't smell your own willy...someone must have told you this. Maybe they smell things differently to you.

HoneydragonAteCliffRichard · 24/12/2011 22:58

My dbro likes it, although did say it made his bits tingle. He is thrilled that I got him some shampoo instead, that's nice and far away so can be enjoyed without fear Grin

TiggyD · 24/12/2011 23:00

Yes it is Ecclesvet. Original source. I don't expose my freshly invigorated parts to breezes like you do though. I just fold and pack away for possible further use one day in the same way I keep all the unwanted leads from my old electrical equipment. You never know when you'll find somewhere to plug it in.

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GooKingWenceslas · 24/12/2011 23:00

Hmmn interesting.

Then, OP you must use a new method of gel dispersal, other than the 'lather it in the pubes' technique.

Do you utilise a manly armpit bush?

MrsMicawber · 24/12/2011 23:02

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Mumcentreplus · 24/12/2011 23:04

we can use the neutral ph numbers...or non soap stuff

VivaLeBeaver · 24/12/2011 23:04

I was a tester for original shower gel and told them this about the mint shower gel, that it made my bits feel like they're on fire. I got an email back saying sorry that I found it a bit stingy. They obviously took no notice though.

MrsMicawber · 24/12/2011 23:09

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WingDad · 24/12/2011 23:10

Actually, while we're on the subject, I tell you what is bad for your gnads...

Deep Heat.

I accidentally got some on my sack a few years back and I considered ripping my bollocks clean off as I'm sure that would have been less painful.

TiggyD · 24/12/2011 23:11

I'm thinking about Skyblue's idea about different smells for different parts of the body. It would mean nobody would get lost in the dark.

GooKing I use a wash mitt that makes me look like a soapy Michael Jackson. Soaps and scours at the same time.

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Molehillmountain · 24/12/2011 23:12

Original source mint and tea tree? Been there, washed everything with it-still tingling an hour later and not in a good way!

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