To want to watch Life Stories tonight

[Sparklingbaubles]

With Peter Andre.

He still loves her. She wants him back. Just do it!

I'm not signed to anybody - you don't need to be chuck. You have the Telly Might behind you.

No I've been PiffPaffpoff for years! I love that show so much.

Ok he's in full on greetin' mode now, sigh....

Shocked to see you here,Sparkling. Bit highbrow for us, really.

really thought the Oirish guy was going to win CDWM

Why's everyone asking about Christina?

He loves her when she's got mirrored sunglasses on, I believe that much.

It was a trailed bit, with Piers saying 'Are you going out with Christina?'

Wembley Stadium solo within 2 years, eh?

Welcome to enlightenment. Fecking Jacko Andre.

Infact I'm going to his coffee shop on Monday .

So his sleb friends are two people he's contracted to work with. Them and his family.

That's probably because he doesn't let people in though, right? Being so sensitive and caring and not at all knobbish and all.

I'm fairly sure that to find a soulmate, you need a soul. ITV's got Peters, do you think they'll loan it?

Here we go.

I wonder if he'll look like his dad in 20 years.

Oh yes, there we are. Barriers.

My Ex used to do that fake misunderstanding to buy time. Very, very hard of thinking.

Mine too. Gives the slow cogs extra time.

Yes Santas I was just waiting for the news which is on after.

kitty The cheek of you!

Scared. Scared and lonleee. Nothing to do but count his money and shag.

worra crock....

Och, is he finished? Swizz.

Fecking hard-probing stuff that Piers

He's really not bright enough to talk 'deep and meaningfu'l is he?

Well there's an hour I'll never get back :(

Turns out I was unreasonable then. That was pants. With big skidders on.

and this of his kiiiiiiiiiiddddddz.

mychild :o

Peter: I'm single. My kids will get on with your kids.

Call me.

They ask more probing questions than that on Loose Women!

Disappointed Piers, I wanted to see him cry more.