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To want to watch Life Stories tonight

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Sparklingbaubles · 10/12/2011 20:34

With Peter Andre. Shock

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KittyFane · 10/12/2011 22:26

sparkling I'm listening to it but this thread is making it 100 times more interesting!!

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Sparklingbaubles · 10/12/2011 22:26

Ewwww. TMI.

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KittyFane · 10/12/2011 22:27

perception why would you wish that on him?! :o
He's not that bad!

LineRunnerCrouchingReindeer · 10/12/2011 22:27

Who did she shag, allegedly?

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 10/12/2011 22:27

Yuk. His sex games and teenage spunk stories are too much.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 10/12/2011 22:28

There's the old nose then..

ROAR at flat head Jacko Andre. What a knob.

catinboots · 10/12/2011 22:29

He's a fuckwit.Why is he always so criptic?? Surely if she'd cheated on him he'd just say??

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Sparklingbaubles · 10/12/2011 22:29

So he won't say why he split up with KP because it wouldn't be right on TV cos of 'the kids'. But they can listen to how he lost his virginity etc. Confused

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HowlingBitch · 10/12/2011 22:30

Jacko Andre!!!

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HowlingBitch · 10/12/2011 22:30

15 nervous breakdowns a day?...

Sl1nkyMalinki · 10/12/2011 22:31

Barf. Glad to be getting the MN filter on this. I'm DYING to know what happened though, it's clearly sordid or she'd be blabbing about it and he could pull his "poor me I love my kids" twattery to be the martyr.

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 10/12/2011 22:31

I think the pointy curtain-hair was my favourite Andre phase. That and the denim shirts.

Aw, he's suffering. Afraid to go out. How on earth did he manage to constantly court attention? Such strength.

Bossybritches22 · 10/12/2011 22:32

Actually I think he's coming over better than I thought......Blush

KittyFane · 10/12/2011 22:33

howling you beat me to it! Wow, 10-15 a day! Incredible.

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Sparklingbaubles · 10/12/2011 22:33

Hi Bossy. I am not really watching this honest. Blush

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LineRunnerCrouchingReindeer · 10/12/2011 22:33

Did she just fall out of love with him?

SuePurblybiltbyElves · 10/12/2011 22:33

Well yes, bossy, that's the point. ITV kind of have an interest in his popularity.

He has dazzled you with his orange glow.

catinboots · 10/12/2011 22:34

Poor poor Peeeeder.

highriggs · 10/12/2011 22:34

Huddled and shaking , why don't I care and why am I watching this

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Sparklingbaubles · 10/12/2011 22:34

Get the tissues..........

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SuePurblybiltbyElves · 10/12/2011 22:35

he was going to america for a sex change? A burger?

SantasStrapon · 10/12/2011 22:35

Cwying :(

KittyFane · 10/12/2011 22:35

Ought, 10-15 panic attacks, not nervous breakdowns.. That was misleading :(
Oh heck he's crying :(

HowlingBitch · 10/12/2011 22:35

Oh fuck...

God love him.. :(

catinboots · 10/12/2011 22:35

He's a tortured soul y'know