I drive a 10yo Rover 45. For some reason, people assume that I
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Will never, ever, ever want to overtake and quite enjoy sitting behind a Tesco lorry at 45 mph
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Must be in the outside lane of the dual carriageway because I like the view, therefore undertaking me is OK even when I'm overtaking a whopping artic
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Must be quintessentially terrified of any bit of road that has a bend in it, so will slow down to 2 mph on all bends, so overtaking me on a bend is fine?
Should I get myself a speeding ticket just to prove that I'm not a geriatric snail? (I know where the cameras are...) I could tape it to the inside of a rear window.