I stash things 'away for xmas' in the garage and keep having to replace them
. Took the sellotape of a tin of Heroes once and just kept taking a handful couple thinking no-one would notice. Had to fess up just before DH set off to Morrisons with the half empty tin to complain

In my pathetic defence my washing machine is in there so l have to endure seeing my stockpile of 'Xmas' goodies everytime l go in there and they call to me by name l swear. In other words 'the voices made me do it, m'lud'
