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Original poster

to think that bird in a bird in a bird thing sounds vile?

67 replies

thenightsky · 03/12/2011 00:31

urgh.

what a about a rat in a chicken in a sheep, in a pig in a cow?

What is this thing with shoving creatures inside other creatures?

should I have posted this under christmas threads?

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TheSpreadingChestnutTree · 03/12/2011 00:32

Yanbu. Do they shove them in through the arse or the mouth?

Kayano · 03/12/2011 00:33

Yanbu and no. Because I only
Post here it seems ATM Wink

Original poster
thenightsky · 03/12/2011 00:34

oh god at thought of shoving through arses

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TheSpreadingChestnutTree · 03/12/2011 00:36

It could be a talking point as you served it: "apparently they shove the birds into each other's arses. would you like gravy?"

dancingmustard · 03/12/2011 00:37

Isn't it an old tradition?

  1. Turkey, 2. Goose, 3. Barbary duck, 4. Guinea fowl, 5. Mallard, 6. Poussin, 7. Quail, 8. Partridge, 9. Pigeon squab, 10. Pheasant, 11. Chicken, 12. Aylesbury duck

daily mail link beware

LineRunnerCranberrySauce · 03/12/2011 00:38

Satyricon.

MrsTerryPratchett · 03/12/2011 00:38

Where does stuffing go? Xmas Hmm

IwoulddoPachacuti · 03/12/2011 00:42
Original poster
thenightsky · 03/12/2011 00:43

dancing they surely must be on wrong order, thinking of body sizes, like Hmm

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squeakytoy · 03/12/2011 00:44

Where does stuffing go?

Up as many arseholes as possible I imagine Grin

tinkertitonk · 03/12/2011 00:47

Sorry, pissed. Is this cooking or bumsex?

dancingmustard · 03/12/2011 00:49

I don't know the nightsky.
I struggle with a scotch egg these days :)

TheSpreadingChestnutTree · 03/12/2011 00:49

It can be either, handled correctly.

SaggyoldCHRISTMASHUMBUGcatpuss · 03/12/2011 00:50

I did this a few years ago. My friendly farmer, who shot me a nice fat christmas goose, actually turned up with the most anorexic bird you have ever seen, 2 pheasants and a duck, at 5.30pm on christmas eve!! After an initial panic, I boned the whole lot, (with a bread knife!) added a strip of pork loin I had stashed in the freezer and turned them into one big roast. It was nice. When I do it again Im going to include stuffing or some haggis, to help keep it moist. You dont stuff anything up any arses, you bone the bird from the join at the breast, assemble the joint and sew the whole lot up. It was delish, and looked spectacular.

HugeGrant · 03/12/2011 00:51

Icky icky yuck yuck

amarone · 03/12/2011 00:51

It's not the whole bloody bird that's stuffed up! Just the breasts, rollled into one tasty bird feast. It's quite delicious.

Alibabaandthe80nappies · 03/12/2011 00:52
Grin
Alibabaandthe80nappies · 03/12/2011 00:53

Sorry that was to saggy!

Original poster
thenightsky · 03/12/2011 00:53

God saggy I think I love you.

You are a Jilly Cooper character.

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squeakytoy · 03/12/2011 00:53

oh amarone.. you spoilt my vision of loads of heads and necks shoved into each other like russian dolls now... Grin

HugeGrant · 03/12/2011 00:56

Hmmm, amarone that doesn't sound quite so bad. Relieved to hear its nothing to do with arses.

amarone · 03/12/2011 00:58

squeaky you're obsessed with bums :o

SaggyoldCHRISTMASHUMBUGcatpuss · 03/12/2011 01:00

Didnt anyone see Hugh F W do this a few years back? He did 12 birds in 1! (phnar!)
Thanks TNS! Can I be the character who gets to shag all the sexy blokes please?

amarone · 03/12/2011 01:02

12?! Was there a robin in there?

MrsTerryPratchett · 03/12/2011 01:20

squeaky Grin