To think Gordon wasn't a moron, actually.

[AgentZigzag]

The best man won

Bitterness is never an attractive quality, calling her a slag and a tart is hardly going to endear Julie to you is it?

You sound a bit paranoid tbh, they could have been laughing at anything when you saw them at the bus stop.

Let it go and move on is my advice.

she's a slag he's a tit
he's a moron she thinks she's it!

yeh yeh yeh is not really fair
yeh yeh yeh

sorted off crap at the time, but good crap of the time iykwim

Course he was, but it don't make you Einstein, though! (Just he got his wick dipped...)

Ummm, sorry, I stood on one of them

Wondered why I looked like this

hahahahahaha

Soorrreeee

Why, why, why did you post this? You did it to taunt me that I really do have ESP because I was just thinking about his song today!!!!! Argh!!!!

He was also on Corrie, Gail got stood up and he appeared outside the cinema to say that he had been jilted stood up too and did she want to join him.

I now know what I have suspected for years. I do have super powers, all because if you OP, you have confirmed it.

Is being terribly British and doesn't want a fuss about the whole eye skewering thing

• no really it's fine, it's fine

Excuse me for butting in on what is obviously a private joke, but was just saying.

Private? Private? nobody told me MN was private!!?

Not a private joke adam, just talking tosh

I heard the song on Kerrang radio tonight.

I can tell from here just how superior your powers are

I don't have time to read threads, too busy, but read last few posts and thought I was on a different planet.

He used to live down our road and we all used to follow him singing that song. Until he told us to piss off. My claim to fame

less a private joke than one that only those of a certain age will get

its a bit like those of us who vividly remember Kate Bush and Gary Numan on TOTP and the impact of the Buggles on glam rock

I ought to smash his face in, yeah but he's bigger than me. I know I'll get my mate Barry to, yeah but Barry's a mate of his, oh well I don't care.

This was entirely from memory so probably very wrong.

Talkin, I'm a certain age!

Here we go...two three four

barry was I think Barry Conway, so my mate told me. I wonder if that was a lie. A big fat lie now i think more about it

Dammit. I thought this was going to be another left-wing supporters thread.

I used to go out with someone who knew Max Slodge from 'two pints of lager and a packet of crisps' song fame meths, and we had a couple of Sham 69 stop over at our house

I was (and still am a bit) in love with Gary Newman - he had black nails

Ha, ha, just asked my DD if I could utube the song for her and she said she didn't want to hear any anti labour songs

but she told john she loved him.........