To think Gordon wasn't a moron, actually.

[AgentZigzag]

The best man won

Bitterness is never an attractive quality, calling her a slag and a tart is hardly going to endear Julie to you is it?

You sound a bit paranoid tbh, they could have been laughing at anything when you saw them at the bus stop.

Let it go and move on is my advice.

eh? Scratches head and wonders how much vodka there is in this jelly!

Aaaw, let the man vent. It's healthy

Eh?

He fecking was :o

Is agentzigzag someones ex - did she leave the bastard!?

vodka jelly you say...?

That's good advice. I think

Those were the days. Music was music then.

Jolted john,

Showing your age OP!!!

God not hears that song in years! You are right. It's not Gordon who is the moron......

Well He is better looking than John and cool and trendy- so not a moron in my book!!

he was cool and trendy too

Just cos he thinks he's better than me. Just 'cos he thinks he's sexy.

Being attractive and wearing cool clothes doesn't make you worthy of such vitriol Milk.

WTAF?!? Ummm yes vodka jellies like zero cals want one, or three

julie was a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

Excellent advice OP. Have to say I bought it though. Thought it was great.

Ah, the wonderful Jilted John.
I can suddenly picture my school assembly the day we switched the tape !

Booooooom!

backs away to the 1980s thread

Vodka jelly great for giving that extra sparkle to a party

Pops head back in - Gordon the engine? no ok, um bye everyone - gives self a .