To have spent this afternoon Googling and FB-finding exes?

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One of my exes was in a band that toured and was reviewed in Kerrang! - well done him!

One of my exes became a music producer - he was always going to tbf

One of my exes is now a woman - didn't see that one coming!

One of my exes got married despite leaving me for a man -

One of my exes is considerably less attractive than he was when he was young and skinny and I was desperately in love with him -

One of my exes is now married to a girl who was a close friend of mine at the time and who hated him at the time! - who knew!

That's all for now. Might look for a few more later!

One of mine is a buddhist who leads transcendental meditation every Saturday. He was the biggest cock-meister this side of the M8, by the way.

One is old - like really old man wispy hair turkey neck old. (He was obvs older than me when we went out but it didn't really 'show'. Does now...)

Now off to find more...

Weeping at cockmeister and turkey neck old.

I've just been on Facebook and found the guy I dated when I was a teenager (I'm 50 now). He is very bald but to be fair he was nearly bald when I dated him .

Bald! Um, big deal???

My exes aren't on FB... How inconsiderate of them that I can't find out what they are doing

Another one is a respected theatre director. That's nice

I think membership of FB complete with baldy heads and turkey necks (urgh, can you imagine what their testicles are like now?
should be obligatry for every man who has ever had a girlfriend.

tell me... how do you find exes on FB? not that i've tried of course but if they've got a common name how do you know which is the ex?

By the pilchardy faced wife in my case. The one I can't find is a furriner, whose name is his country's equivalent of John Smith so is causing a leedle problem with my stalking harmless fun.

the one i'm looking for is either dead or the only person in the world not on faceboook

Oh my. His testicles.

Oh dear, I've found one... hasn't changed a bit. Damn, thanks to this stupid thread I now want to send him a message!

There, sent it... [scuttles off to hide...]

One of mine is married to the girl who lusted after him when I was with him.

One is married to the girlfriend he had when we shagged. She has stayed with him through his many lapses of head straightness .

Babygiraffes!

How exciting!

how would i find out if someone was dead?

AtYourCervix, google them, they might appear on something else other than facebook. You could also try googling images, it's much easier to skim through the results.

One of mine is married with a child.
One is married with 2 children.
One is bald.

Feeling quite boring compared to the rest of you

Eerily, one of mine is married to a girl we were at universiy with who looked almost identical to me. Little bit odd that I think.

One of mine has written loads of books- he has his own page on amazon.

One has a graphic design company.

One designs cars for Lotus.

I work in a library.

Your not alone mumofthree all of mine are boring on the same path as they were before, some have kids now. Really dull, I want an ex rocker/monk anything would do

he doesn't appear to exist at all. weird. or maybe just too stupid to learn how to use the internet?

1 is now a very well respected photographer specialising in taking pics of car drifting, and actually I wish him very well.

1 is now married to the girl who I suspected (and accused) of having a thing with whilst we were living together. They have 3 kids, have lived all over the world and he has probably left a trail of emotional destruction behind him since we split up. I just wonder how its going to go tits up with his 3rd wife. That's the 3rd wife before his 40th birthday.
And now I'm off to name change...

My ex (I have 3) who knocked me about is now a big shot over at Microsoft. Ex number 2 now works on a market stall and ex number 1 still lives with his mother. All are cunts but the biggest cunt did alright for himself. Prick.