Because clearly most of us are doing it wrong.
We are always carping on MN apparently. And going on about the poor and how hard their lives are. I think this should be addressed forthwith!
Should there be a sort of new form of address? 'Hail, oh beacon of success, may your hard work be always rewarded, may no-one ever accuse you of being lucky, may your children always be able to walk in the hallowed corridors of private schooling without ridicule, and may the forces of socialism and the whingeing, feckless poor never darken your sight!'
Would that do it?
Thread about a thread.