to think that not every man on mumsnet must be "dodgy"

[OpinionSeeker]

A thread on mums net to settle an argument about mumsnet...
DH thinks that if a man is on mumsnet then he must have an ulterior motive, to chat up 'mums' - he wants me to add that he thinks they must be devious. I think, perhaps naively that there are probably some genuine male parents, aka dads, wishing to discuss parenting issues. DH believes men should be on dadsnet.
Genuinely looking for opinions.

Is anyone having actual sex yet?

I'm not

I don't thin you're really trying are you?

No - i'm about to give birth within 19 days so not really that bothered.

I can't even remember what it is

Oh dear, speedos

No sex here Hully :(

I am not entirely sure what sex is.

I must have had sex once, as the evidence is there in dd, but I think it is something which other people do, like fell walking, and making their own christmas cakes.

FFS that is probably the closest I shall get to sex for the rest of my life.

(Told you OP, the women are more dodgy then the men )

I am having loads of shit hot sex, am knee deep in orgasms

so there

I did sex once. With a lady and everything.

Yuk. Far too slurpy.

Slurpy? Wowsers

I did dream sex last night with Dr. Who.

We were interrupted by daleks at a crucial moment.

No joke.

[slightly tragic]

Psammy, this Dr Who shag is bothering you ins't it ?

Have you considered getting your dream analysed by a proper charlatan dream interpreter?

my knees are awash with slurping

It was an excellent dream. The daleks had colonised Earth, but no-one could see them apart from us. Me and the ole doc, that is. Then they came to check us out, and I glamoured them, True Blood style, into making them think I was their queen.

Then Who and I got down to business, only the glamour wore off, and the daleks tried to frame us for the murder of The Scientist.

Then we ran into the Tardis which was a bit broken, but I forgot the password and the daleks were coming. Fuuuuuuuck. Then I woke up.

Slurpy? What were you doing? Slurpy to me suggests you were having a Slush Puppy.

:o @ Psammead's dream....

Matt Smith ? Dooable ?

I think he's a great Dr Who. Tis very good these days..

Amy Pond :-)

... River Song too she's greeeeeeeaat.

I saw her in Waitrose a while back... I very nearly went up to her to say ' god don't I know you from school ? '

then I realized who she was

I was just poking it where I was told and trying not to look.

Matt Smith is too weird looking.

Has anyone had a sex dream about their partner?

I had one about DH and find that more scary than Dr. Who or Ex's!

I suppose I could join a convent once DD2 has left home.