AIBU? I am I know I am, but am I? Probably. but

[troisgarcons]

But! I swear I will be on my drive with a carving knife in the morning. That'll be me in headlining the tabloids "mad woman decapitates dog walkers".

But it's MY skip, on MY drive. Take your fecking skanky dog shite home with you OR - now here is a stunning revelation - shove it down the drain where it gets washed away.

3 dayglo pink nappy sack bags of dog shit in MY skip, which Im paying exorbitant money for - and I havent even put anything in it yet.

Disclaimer. I like dogs. I like responsible dog walkers. I dont like shit on pavements. But I'm not responsible for disposing of your animal faeces.
Thank you and take it home with you.

It will be a nice surprise for the 'skip looters' rifling through your skip when it's full! YANBU though.

True - except I put lootables on the side.
I pack skips with a slight OCD tendancy and dont like looters upsetting my order of stackability.

I'd be pissed off too. Put a sign up on the skip 'Do Not trespass onto my property to dump your waste'. Or something to that effort.
YANBU.

Or a sign more to the point.Polite Notice. Please don't put your stinky dog shit in my skip. Thank You.

Get up early and set your hose up so that you can sit by a front window and douse the early morning walkers doing this.

Definitely with AKMD, it's the only language these fockers understand.

Why does it matter though REALLY, how much room can bagged up poo actually take?

It matters because they have to walk up MY drive and place their turds in MY skip on MY property using a facility I have paid for.

Last time I looked, I didnt have turd depository discount on my council tax.

What do people normally do with their little pink dog turd bags?

Liking AKMD's idea. :o

YANBU.

You know I think I saw on the telly once that it actually counts as fly tipping and they can be prosecuted if you can get evidence of who it is.

Cheeky sods.

YANBU It would annoy me too.

Although, it has given me a giggle because it reminds me of 'One foot in the grave' where he looks out and finds someone has left a car in his skip

follow them home and leave a poo (dog/human/whatever) on the top of their wheelie bin...

I'd be tempted to rig up an infra red security light, preferably with a klaxon attached. Plus video and machine guns.

YANBU.

At least the poo is bagged

oooh - one step on from the machine gun - how about a Bugsy Malone style gun that shoots poo??

I can see why it's annoying because it is skanky.

It's not on. No-one should be walking up your drive at all, unless invited/delivering something etc etc. It's just bad manners, doesn't matter what they are disposing.

YANBU...current skip 'owner' here too.

Pair of child's excrement encrusted pink pants deposited...we are in the middle of nowhere, who would, and why?

Hahahahahahaha! This has really made me laugh a lot!

I am a little tipsy amd I live in a less than desirable area. That's my disclaimer.

YANBU but I CANNOT stop laughing at this! The way it was written reminds me so much of me when I'm off on a rant!

I'd much rather have bagged dog poo than crusty pants in a skip! Why are people so skanky? Why?

I agree with you troisgarcons. This happened to my stepfather once and he got up extra early to see who it was. He knew who it was and hand delivered the bags back to them with a note telling them that if it happened again he would remove the contents and put them through their letter box next time.

breathing very deeply and counting to 10

AND..... Full on bloody rant now.

Having just filled skip the totters turned up - I expected that, I put anything the totters can take to one sided - East European totters however dont understand 'WTF do you think you are doing! Piss off my garden' and keep rifling through despite my best murderous, hands on hips stance. Then they circled the block and came back and started again.

Sadly they did not find aforementioned dog shit.

And there was another dog shit this morning.