But! I swear I will be on my drive with a carving knife in the morning. That'll be me in headlining the tabloids "mad woman decapitates dog walkers".
But it's MY skip, on MY drive. Take your fecking skanky dog shite home with you OR - now here is a stunning revelation - shove it down the drain where it gets washed away.
3 dayglo pink nappy sack bags of dog shit in MY skip, which Im paying exorbitant money for - and I havent even put anything in it yet.
Disclaimer. I like dogs. I like responsible dog walkers. I dont like shit on pavements. But I'm not responsible for disposing of your animal faeces.
Thank you and take it home with you.