To seriously consider complaining about this telly advert for no other reason than it makes me feel SICK?

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That Philadelphia one where there is a male chef and a lady cooking some rancid dinner made out of meatballs that look like fucking little dog shit pellets mixed in with Philadelphia and green stuff.

Honestly, it makes me wretch. I've never had such an aversion to something on the telly. I've had no appetite for a week and am trying to get it back the this pops up on the telly every 5 minutes and makes my stomach wince.

It's disgusting and I want it taken off air immediately.

Well, there you go! It's been worked out for you. That's what you do with digestives. :)

Oh digestives with mature chedder and some cuntey is absolutely divine.

Not phleadelphia though, that would be disgusting.

I shall try it, in your honour!

I only like digestives with dark chocolate on them.

I prefer hobnobs, but if only digestives are available, I will eat them !

Philidelphia is for cheesecakes and bagels.

NOT MEAT.

YANBU.

Digestives with cheddar and cuntey.

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

Digestives should be served spread thickly with butter.

I made that in half term for several young boys.

There was a lot left on the plates afterwards

Cunty biscuits sound interesting

Oh god it's so awful.

That and the Delia Waitrose pork one just make me want to be sick in my eyes.

Now I've seen the advert I understand it better and can't see a problem. It is like thicker soured cream really.
The flavoured stuff that someone linked to is available (in a different brand) in Belgium. It's very useful and convenient.
The look of the Philly one is odd though, it resembles several ejaculates of jizz.

HaHAAAA at cuntey.

FFS.

Delia hereslf makes me want to rip my own head off.

Digestives with cuntey ?????!!!!!

That sounds bad.

But I also hate the ad for the philadelphia and meatballs, and share the disgust for the helman's in mash !

Thanks Getorf. You can tell I don't do much baking .

God, I love carrot cake.

I have never baked a carrot cake (or any other type actually) for years.

I think dd told me about the cream cheese and sugar frosting.

Snorting at cuntey! I hate cuntey too! I have a problem with sweet and sour in the same spoonful. And raisins - the devil's rabbit's droppings...

Quite fancy some carrot cake now...

Cream cheese and sugar frosting is proper PMS food, designed to be made when there has been no cake made to ice it with and eaten straight from the bowl whilst watching Richard Armitage dressed up as Guy of Gisborne on the gogglebox.

Philadelphia is also for Crackerbread and Rivita.

Not for meat balls.

I don't understand why she makes meatballs out of sausages.....that is not what sausages are for.

Yes, why doesn't she just use mince like normal people.

Is that what she's doing, the filthy bastard? I don't actually ever get to hear what's being used/done because I shove my fingers in my ears and shout "Blee blee blee blee blee blee" until it's finished.

This thread is making me howl with laughter - I was feeling pretty lethargic and icky (coming down with something) but it's cheered me up no end. The only things I have used Philadelphia in are cheesecakes - plain philly obviously, not any of the flavoured crap and to make what I call Chicken Boursin - hammer out chicken breasts, spread garlic & herb philly on then fold over on themselves, wrap in bacon and bake in the oven. Tastes surprisingly nice.

oh and of course cream cheese frosting. IMO cupcakes are merely a utensil off which to eat copious amounts of cream cheese frosting...

If some on this forum had their way there'd be no adverts and then when would we go for a piss?

Haha 'is that what she's doing the filthy bastard'