AIBU to be annoyed because I was just tucking into a nice codfish, and dWH decided he fancied a shag. I was just getting into the groove when a fucking great white shark came along and bit the poor ba

[AnnieTheWalrus]

Just that really, this whole being part of nature thing is really beginning to get me down. Every time I find a decent bloke, he gets eaten, hunted or dies in a freak pleasure boat propellor related accident!

(it's an arse getting your flippers to work the keyboard innit?)

Kevin - I think it's bloody controlling to come pursuing your mate on here. Aren't you supposed to be in little bits on the ocean floor?

OP - leave the sizeable mammal!

It's them bloody water skiers you want to look out for. Get to a safe rock. Get the biscuits out (Penguins) and have a think about maybe going further along the coast. I'd stay away from them boats with glass bottoms. They're too show offy.

Why don't you stop seeing unsuitable bulls and move further in land?

I think these problems are just the tip of the iceberg... :(

do you ever put butter after your name?

Hey Kev, hows it going?

Ivy, AnnieTheWalrusButter?

Doughnuts would be better.

Squeaky - do you think the OP will be frozen out by the other walruses?

Hungry

Orca we offer her more support?

Cod we do more?

Are you taking the fish?

Have I sealed my fate?

Hey, I've heard sex is a killer with you Annie, wanna die happy darlin'?

Don't be confusing me with that deadbeat Malcom, Northern, I made sure he's swimming with the fishes now

Ugh!

Was it all a bad bream? Maybe you could skate over it. I hope you eelbetter soon.

I heard if you turn around three times whilst repeatedly saying the name of that poster, she'll appear Northern

Might just be an Artic Myth though.

Maybe an agony aunt-arctic could help.

Nice try Katie ..... , I shall revert back to Honey after Halloween anyway and go back to all the newbies worrying whether I'm safe to google