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Original poster

AIBU to be annoyed because I was just tucking into a nice codfish, and dWH decided he fancied a shag. I was just getting into the groove when a fucking great white shark came along and bit the poor ba

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AnnieTheWalrus · 26/10/2011 22:45

Just that really, this whole being part of nature thing is really beginning to get me down. Every time I find a decent bloke, he gets eaten, hunted or dies in a freak pleasure boat propellor related accident!

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Shakey1500 · 26/10/2011 22:48

Frozen Planet perchance? Grin

FearfulYank · 26/10/2011 22:50

YANBU. Have you tried counselling?

AgentZigzag · 26/10/2011 22:51

Plenty more walruses in the sea Annie, don't be disheartened Smile

That propellor accident sounds terrible, do you feel you can expand on that? and tell us how you managed it?

cornycabana · 26/10/2011 22:52

you need to start choosing alpha walruses

MillyMollyMardy · 26/10/2011 22:53

Have you thought about seeing a penguin.

AnnieLobeseder · 26/10/2011 22:53

Oh look, yet another Annie! Welcome to the club!!! We are numerous and taking over MN, mwah ha ha!! Sorry about your poor munched late DH though.

ivykaty44 · 26/10/2011 22:56

are you from the golden shower brigade?

AgentZigzag · 26/10/2011 22:56

I think you'll find you have competition with the jellyfish for world domination AnnieL...

squeakyfreakytoy · 26/10/2011 22:56

oh do stop whaling on about it.. :)

ScarahStratton · 26/10/2011 22:57

That's the porpoise of life though.

Bohica · 26/10/2011 22:58

Was he a limp squid in the shallow end?

Sorry about your DWH.

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AnnieTheWalrus · 26/10/2011 23:02

Its not that I mind being on my own, but it would be nice to have a big, musclebound bull walrus to snuggle up next to on the beach!
Agentzigzag, my last DWH had just nipped down to the corner rock for some sprats for the DCs (darlingcubs). He only made it to the end of the cove, when a passing pleasure boat, filled with tourists mowed him down!

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ivykaty44 · 26/10/2011 23:03

what sort make of boat was it?

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AnnieTheWalrus · 26/10/2011 23:07

It was one of those glass bottomed jobbies.

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Bohica · 26/10/2011 23:09

Messy.

ivykaty44 · 26/10/2011 23:11

Oh that must have been so awful for the people inside to see through the glass everything that happened - have they had to have any type of counselling?

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AnnieTheWalrus · 26/10/2011 23:16

Sod the tourists, my poor cubs saw everything! It took them weeks to get their appetite for sprats back!
And now their stepwalrus has been decapitated by a shark right before their eyes!

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giyadas · 26/10/2011 23:17

Sad the horror

ivykaty44 · 26/10/2011 23:19

so you where having a shag in front of their eyes...?

Amonstercooper · 26/10/2011 23:26

IvyKaty I suspect that is normal for walruses.

ivykaty44 · 26/10/2011 23:30

what to take weeks to get their appetite back after watching their stepwalrus shag their mum..?

giyadas · 26/10/2011 23:33

that'd put me off my sprats for sure.

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AnnieTheWalrus · 26/10/2011 23:34

Ivy, we live in a very close community, part of the year on the road water and part on improvised encampments along the seafront. Hundreds of us all laid out on the beach having sex and giving birth!

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Northernlurker · 26/10/2011 23:34

I don't think you should have been shagging in front of the dcs. I don't care how open plan your living is!

tallwivghoulies · 26/10/2011 23:39

I agree