To want to have sex with nearly every man I know

[bucketbetty]

I haven't had sex for years and years and years. I've now gotten to the stage of imagining myself having sex with nearly every man I know. It's just not right! I'm even imagining having sex with men nearly twice my age (and I'm no spring chicken). Jesus Joanney macaroni! I'm near having an orgasm when I walk past a man. I know some of you will say get a 'rabbit' but seriously, that's just not what I'm after. I want a 'real' man, just to smell him, hold his manly hand and (well, much more but I'm too polite to go into that). What on earth am I to do. I just want to stop sniffing every man I walk past and following their every magnetic move. Ideas anyone?

BB - don't try too hard - desperation is so unsexy.

Such good advice, I so wish I was eric northman's mistress [I'll think of him]. I'm off to bed. Night guys.

Just be friendly, ask questions and take an interest in what they say.

Because of the type of work I used to do and being a bit socially awkward I have a tendency to ask lots of questions, almost like I'm interviewing when in conversation. Invariably, at work I'd end up with one or two men mooning about after me because they enjoyed the attention. I don't catch on quick to these things and am always mortified when I realise because I'm usually in a relationship. I am not that high in the desirability stakes but obviously come across as highly available.

"Everybody needs sex and there's nothing wrong with that"

I beg to differ. I need gingerbread and earl grey. Though I suspect there's a lot wrong with that.

You don't have to say anything - it's all in the eye contact.

How about John Prescott?

I believe he's quite the latest squeeze amongst the randy mums of Mumsnet.

Just be friendly, ask questions and take an interest in what they say

Fuck that, I've heard of faking it but take an interest you say?

JP? - ?? CrIkEy ?? I'd rather have a wank

Only until you get the shag worraliberty

Even if it was David Mitchell Showy?

Just be friendly, ask questions and take an interest in what they say

Nah, just tell them you're up for it, saves on all the blather :o

Bucket had urges...check

Bucket had a bottle of wine...check

Bucket was heading off to bed...check

Wonder if she took the empty bottle with her?

I was going to say just get him drunk but I thought that sounded a bit... rape-y.

have been doing pretty much this Exact Thing (sex with nearly every etc) recently, it's been lots of fun, much much better than expected, but am scaling back the activities now have achieved my objectives (end Scarily Long Episode of Celibacy, have sex with men my own rather than parents' age)

one was a quite new person had only been out with a couple of times, I bought a variety pack of condoms and just produced them at start of evening asking if he had preference (colour, flavour blah blah) he was surprised and pleased and went on to have lovely few days together before it started to get weird and intense - that is the only bad bit really, resisting getting sucked into some kind of full time full on thing. It might be a problem age for men in terms of desperation to settle down, I thought it was supposed to go the other way?

anyway go for it, you probably know a few suitable men already

Shakey, how funny. I actually got carried away watching a really funny scottish comedy on tv and completely forgot about the sex [hgrin] However, my 'urges' came back fast and furious today. Seriously, I even found myself flirting shamelessly with a colleague who I usually find uncomfortably flirtatious with me. I then proceeded to have 'naughty' thoughts about him. It's definitely hormonal - it's got to be or I might die soon if I don't have sex!!! I need some nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww