To ask what words make your teeth itch?

[scruffybird]

Or sayings?

Mine are:
bolt hole
bespoke
Bless

Wifi deliberately mispronounced as whiffy.

"Are you feeding your baby?" instead of specifying breast/bottle. Always makes me want to reply that I thought I'd let her starve.

Dongle.

Vajayjay. I'm pretty sure that if I used this word in an anatomy or biology exam I'd fail.

Asparagus.

Some American ones that are creeping over -

Owie
Amazeballs
Awesomesauce
Woot
Squee

Utilise. Why when you could just say use?

Beverage, purchase.
I'mm not being funny but ...
I can't get my head round ...

Enjoy!
Cheeky red.

Veggies. Really irritating. It's veg. As in meat & two veg. Or vegetables. Not veggies. Sounds wannabe US/Australian.

'no brainer'
Omg I really hate it.

Oh god when people say they are going for a cheeky pint. AAAAGGHHH
Just go for a fucking pint. Nobody is going to wag a finger and say "Oi... Cheeky!" That's why the fucking pub is open, for people to go in and buy a drink! Aaaagh.

soiled

(goes and scrubs hands and puts knickers in a boil wash)

cannot tolerate it.

"My bad" that is awful.

Also when people start a sentance with "I'm sorry, but..." When it is something they are clearly not remotely sorry about.

Similarly with "I'm not being funny/rude but..." for the same reason.

"Blud" Used by DS and friends. Shudder.

Could of , should of .. have HAVE
omg
Literally - when it's not
innit

Hunni bunch, hun, hunni
LOL
Ikkle
Flange - dont know why it just sounds rude.
Yeah man
Innit
Y'know what am sayin'? - In wannabe gansta accent. Innit.

Pumps. You mean shoes? The word grates anyway, but pumps sound like they should be plimsolls, or sneakers, or none technical trainer. Not ordinary shoes, these do not look like the word pumps

www.marksandspencer.com/gp/search?node=42967030&field-keywords=Pumps&extid=ps_ggl_WomenShoesStyle_PumpsGeneric&kwid=sGneU7H8q|pcrid|6667415139

they are shoes.

I have a love hate with "Awesome". I worked with someone recently who used it in such a lovely way. Odd, everyday things were "awesome" but said with humour, and a weird mixture of dryness and genuineness.

'Later' or 'Lay err'

Not happy with replacing a whole sentence with one word you moron - oh no -you have to drop the fucking t from it aswell.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - and I was getting so much better - mustnt think of any more.

'sat' as in I was sat there - no you were not, you were sitting there

Poorly.
Panties.

Phlegm

Using "space" when you actually mean room or "outside space" instead of garden. It totally ruins my viewing of Grand Designs.

Oh and "Wow factor".....................

Now you've got me started.

Belly.

Driving up standards

Worst of all: UNI. We are not in an episode of Neighbours, we are in the UK. It is uniVERSITY!

Stupid text-speak acronymns like pmpl and roflmao and whatever the hell else people use, also words with numbers in them like l8r.

Text-speak in general. When I read it I was to slap that person with a dictionary in the vain hope that they will absorb some of the words written within.

Oh yes definitely 'wow factor'
'moreish' is probably my most hated though.
And on x factor/bb etc when they talk about their 'journey'

I know it's more about the spelling than the word itself, but I hate when "loose" is used instead of "lose".

Slurp - awful
Minge - makes my skin crawl

Lil man/lady/princess etc

Sexy, when it's used to describe a baby or child.

Catonky, yes! Sexy babies is just vile. When DD was born I was in theatre (EMCS) so had loads of staff pottering about and I overheard one of the surgeons comment that DD was really petite while another said she looked bigger than her actual weight, the midwife looking after her replied "she's lovely though, she's a sexy girl".

She's bloody lucky I was paralysed from the chest down.

Ooops, Catonkey (missed an 'e')