Oh I say, the mp3 meets magic water has come on a bit since it last came to my attention.
Now there are machines, so any practisioner can plonk a bottle of suger pills in the cup holder of the briefcased sized medicine maker.
Then at the touch of a button, using the right "white noise" for any specific remedy, they expose sugar pills to said "white niose" and the sugar pills automatically turn into medicine, at the right potency, with no annoying banging and diluting, and no lost profits if you've run out of the remedy you client needs.
Just keep stocked up on blank sugar pills, and bobs your uncle.
In fact so amazing is this technology that it isn't really necceassry for the quack homeopath to diagnose you, or for you to be there, "energy" is sort of like white niose, and niether are encumbered with the barriers of the physical, so the machine knows what the patient needs even if they are npt there, and the man with the machine (who needs training when the machine kows all?) can just zap some blank sugar pills and send them where they are needed.
Electronic Homopathy, then point where shark jumping reached olympic gold heights.