To walk into work tomorrow and.........

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Pack up my pens, my highlighters, papers and odds and sounds. Phone the director and call him a twat. Call my boss a twat

then send a "all" email telling them all to fuck off? go and get an icecream and lay on the settee for the rest of my life?

YANBU to think it, it may be unwise to do it though

I think it might be a bit cold for ice cream tomorrow..

Why not get some mulled wine instead

Yes but if I sold/left my house, kicked out my DP, bought a camper van I could live off the land and travel with my dog.

((havent thought about this AT ALL)

You forget to buy a bottle of whiskey on your way in and swig it straight while
Doing this.

Mulled wine AND icecream

Do it.

You want to share that lottery ticket win with me??? LOL

But what if there are no P&D parking spaces?

Clearly you need to think about this

I'll hold your ice cream while you do

hehe

I have it all planned in my head..... scary thing is one day I might actually do it !!!

Bloody mortgages!

Do you have to provide your own highlighter pens - or are you planning to nick the office ones?

Adding crime to your drunken, homeless irresponsibility . That things should come to this.

Do it. But take a large handbag and empty the stationery cupboard

Then come on here and tell us all about it

[stationery porn emoticon]

My old Manager said he wanted to walk in to his Bosses office and tell him to fuck off whilst pissing on his keyboard (whilst Boss was sat there of course).

I used to treasure the day he would finally do this, sadly it never happened.

I've done this. My last supervisor was a complete bitch. I ignored, ignored, ignored and then one day I just snapped. In front of the entire office I told her to stick the job where the sun don't shine and walked out never to return. She ran after me screeching like a harridan, ordering me back to my desk RIGHT NOW! How about no?

I went to Morrison's for a big breakkie and a cuppa.

YANBU, I have tingly, excited sorts of dreams about this. The day after my lottery win is all planned...

Friend of ours has a 'fuck-it fund' - enough in the bank to pay the mortgage/bills for a year for the day that they both come home and say "darling, you won't believe what I did to day..."

Oh Kladdkaka - you are quite simply amazing!

Autistic meldowns have their uses. :o

WOW your post has inspired me!

However, I am self employed so telling myself to fuck right off will not have the desired effect!!

Would I be unreasonable to get a job just to have the opportunity to breeze in, shout profanities and storm out????

YANBU I am having the day from hell again and cant do this much longer!! There has to be more to life than this??

i have been spending the whole day wanting to win lottery and resign

c'est la vie OP !!!!!

cuteboots, your post has struck a nerve, I have started a thread like this in the past.

I did this once - I really did - and I called my boss a wanker - to his face.

Twas made a bit easier though by the fact that I was only 17 and lived at home with my mum & dad - who spent the next few months 'nursing me' through the trauma and letting me live off them for free whilst I found a new job

Wish i had a fuck-it-fund.......

I've done this. Twice.

I didn't do the screaming abuse bit though. I just packed up my stuff and walked. It all worked out OK - 'jump and the net will appear' kind of thing.

Do it OP. Then come and tell us about it.

I've done this too. i was about 10 weeks pregnant and felt faint so went to open the door to let some air in the room. Arseface boss told me to close it in case he got cold and the slight breeze blew all his paperwork off the table. Other crappy incidents like this led to me just walking out in the middle of a shift and never returning.