to fancy Spencer from 'Made in Chelsea'?

[thefudgeling]

He does strange things to me. Tell me I'm not alone!

"I'm also quite into topiary." Francis Boule CEO is total legend.

And can I admit to having a total girl crush on Millie. Those legs. Oh my!

Jamie 'go big or go home' Laing is also fast becoming a fav of mine. "this isn't a party, it's a pardee."

Oh MF interviewing Ruth was hilarious. See his face when he asked if she could polish and she said something about Pledge haha! And the microwave dinners.

I must admit Millie looked stunning in the long dress. I think Caggie is going to crack soon and sleep with David Brent Spencer.

Oh yes, am loving Jamie, he seems very sweet about Louise actually.

Cracking episode. Millie looks really good. Bit orange but great.

Poor ol' Ollie

I actually really like Hugo!!!! he is so dry and he makes me laugh

Next week will be cracker!!!! that two faced bayatch grassing on Milly

Hate jamie he is a FOOL, my fave scene was watching him try and get an advance on his trust fund for his slutty sweet shop

I thought Ollie has been a bit mean towards Gabrielle actually.

two questions

who did Hugo allegedly cheat on Millie with
Was Gabrielle only friends with Cheska and Binky via Ollie? ie she is a newbie?

We don't know who Hugo cheated with but I do know I really dislike Rosie now.

Gabrielle WAS only friends with binky and Cheska via Ollie, so it's all turned out a bit crap for for him really, she has nicked all his mates. I don't actually blame him for hating her.

OMG have just looked at proudlocks website

"serge denimes" basically sells 8 t shirts, at £55 each

talk about emperors new clothes!!!!

aha, so Gabrielle needs to fxx off then, as she to Cheska "we are best mates" and I did think, err you've only know each other for a year

god, obsessed !!!! SAD

Rosie grassing on Millie?? What? What? I fell asleep half way through last night's episode...what have I missed?!

I love Cheska actually, she seems really genuine and I think she can see what Gabriella has done.

Next week she grasses, it showed it in the coming up next week bit at the end.

She is worse than Amber and that's saying something.

What does she grass about though? God I can't bloody wait! (Sad)

she grasses to Hugo that Millie cheated on him

"Pan face's evil little current eyes were glinting..."

I may have just peed a little bit.

I love love LOVE Mark-Francis, especially his dilemma with Gianna being away and the fact he has to "move into a hotel".

Who the hell is the newbie that keeps going to his house, is her name "Gabrielicious" or something equally ridiculous?

As for the boys' pool party, they really did drag in some alley cats from the streets didn't they?

Millie's pout is irritating, as is her ability to get more and more orange as the weeks go on.

Rosie is utterly bizarre, and needs a kick in the teeth.

Jamie looks like Mr Hudson.

Still liking Francis a bit too much even if completely aware he is a bit of knob, just can't help myself.
Favourite girl has got to be Binky,utterly brilliant, only girl I could imagine being friends with, she is so funny and easy going. Cheska is too high emotional maintenance for my taste.
Louise needs to grow a spine, she is an embarassment to the sisterhood! The way she lets the guys tread on her and use her like a kleenex is pathetic for goodness shake!! I think I need to keep reminding myself it is not real, it is not real....just a show...

Well I think rosie realised she did like hugo after saying no to him originally and now is trying to get back in with him! Sneaky moo. I loved the Paris stuff last night millie looked amazing but her face is so expressionless

The end of the last episode was Hugo saying to Millie;

"The day after we came back from Ibiza you cheated". and Millie replies with the comeback;

"I didn't think you'd find out".

She should get a Martini in her face.

Cheska is a bit whiney horse faced Diana looking for my liking.

Binkie is steering toward being a pan face.

I wish I had Ollie's hair.

YABU.

He's a lecherous twat with a clearly undecided mullet - one to be avoided IMO.

superwoman what do you mean its not real?

I am sorry but there is no way that MF draped over the sofa practically in tears over his lack of housekeeper is NOT real! Also did you see the way he slammed the lap top shut as well after he spoke to her and she wasn't coming back, his big sulky face, so funny!

Millie's face was darker than mine and im brown (Asian)...! Chloes pout is also so annoying....

Loved that hotel dinner thecweird French guys took Millie and cags to. Have ordered some of those champagne glasses .

MF, I'm moving to a hotel?!

Think the girl in the white swimsuit was the first black person I've noticed hanging with the Chelsea crew.

Babycham glasses?!

I think Chloe has a slight disfigurement to her face...she looks a bit like a hamster but with a slight hunchback.

And she needs a haircut.

The shoe glasses. Totes unusable but they look like fun.

Yes, she's odd looking isn't she. Struck me that Chloe just looks like a man with long hair.