to think IPOAT gels will never marry well if they continue to be so fast?

[CaptainHornblower]

I wonder if the Deppians are not more trouble than they are worth? What with their scissory hands and those pesky Maidens chasing after them all the time.

Perhaps locking them in the attic would be a perfect excuse to be rid of them and the threat of whiskery old husbands from Hully? What do you think ladies?

Christmas comes early to the attic thusly

Is that the scream of a distant Deppiam I hear?

You may hear the odd breathy cry of ECSTASY

were they these style of stockings, or these? I rather fear the reaction from the Deppians will depend on your answer.

Oh I'm vexed and in need of a juniper tisane laced liberally with raspberry for the vitamin c

I hadn't realised that my facebook friends list was full of knobbers and have had to go through deleting all those who have supported Jeremy Clarkson and his comments.

My stockings are strictly private. A lady never shares the secrets of her combinations. Suffice it to say the Deppiams are quite a-goggle.

Wipe em out and start agian, Jins

Sorry Madame Hully.

Your unmentionables are of course strictly your affair. Well, yours and the Deppians. And those very friendly priests in Buenos Aires. And the be-whiskered religious brothers. And the - well anyway strictly your business. My profuse apologies.

A priest has arrived and he's asking for the lady of the house

Someone get Hully from the attic

Jins - I can almost predict those of mine who will do the same. Twats

That's no priest! That's a Deppiam after...

I'm sure it can be restored

Incidentally whilst googling I found an rare picture of a broad smile It looks like a different person

I watched 'The Tourist' recently. It was a bit rubbish and has seriously reduced my interest in the Deppians. I don't suppose there are any that look like Hugh Jackman? (ever hopeful)

When shall we be decking the Hall with boughs of holly etc? I was thinking of decorating my rooms this weekend. Is that too early?

I think there is a little damage to the under-carriage. I'm sure it could be restored with the right lubrication and some expert handling...

He is beautiful...

Or Richard Armitage?

yes the lovely Mr Armitage would make a delightful addition to the Hall christmas ball. He can certainly put his name on my dance card. Hully's priest not so much.

He's the wallpaper on my iPad.