to think IPOAT gels will never marry well if they continue to be so fast?

[CaptainHornblower]

Have you seen all the lovely politics threads I've started? I've done them for the Righties, the Lib Dems (very empty) and the champagne socialists.

Not yet. I'm still bemused by the migrant worker housing and the minimum wage ones

Ah, Hully the Benevolent.
Dispensing kindness, wisdom and equality.

Now get rid of these here Maidens & Nediams. You brought them here and the Hall shaking is disturbing my embroidery and causing the tisanes and posset stores to rock alarmingly.

We could just call Sarah Beany. Runs away and hides in herb drying shed

Who Beany? If the mention of her name has you running away, she cannot be a Good Egg.

Ha miss Fids forgot you were in forn parts. Ms Beany is a building developer, starring in her very own 'restoration nightmare' she always knows what to do and how to turn a buck things around, and is very annoying capable.

Ah, was it she who spawned a 1000 make-over shows? Was before I super-charged the wireless here to receive the BBC Home Service.

Whilst you are drinking hiding in the distillery herb-drying shed, Hully is orf inciting civil disobedience. We may need to solve the Nediam and Maiden problem ourselves.

Not seen Hullys threads can never find titles. What are they? Meanwhile we must be creative with our 'problem'

This is the more serious one.

And looky at how exciting politics can be.

This has nothing to do with anything

They are always the best.

Who is that?

I will hang his picture in the Nedaims chamber. They have some morphic capabilities (the better to ensnare any recalcitrant maidens) and within a few days they will take on this new appearance.

Oooohhhh

Will we then have Deppaims. Can we cope. stupid keyboard skills

What a topping idea!

How many Nediams are there? Will there be enough to go round? Tis almost yule, a Deppiam apiece would be a most welcome and festive gift. We should tatt some pirate ships to make them feel at home.

Why do the Nediams get the Deppiams?

Tis indeed almost Yule and after our hot dusty travels around Latin America and the long chillingly galactic and frankly disturbing space adventures, a Gel would like more than a new handkerchief and a tangerine for her troubles.

Well originally I set the cloning device to make a nediam for ever maiden...so the real question is how many maidens are there?

Its a shame I reused the program printout as a lace making pattern and it is now more hole than paper, otherwise we might have cloned enough for the entire hall.

No no we get the Deppiams. Dear me.

They are coming nicely by the way....

What style of Depp do we want? Are we going scissorhands or sparrow?

Either works for me :)

Well I have just spent some considerable time and perspiration attempting to remove one of the deppiams from the cellar. I fear that the morphogenesis has done little, if anything, to reduce there attraction to the maidens. In fact I believe it may prove impossible to remove the one from the near presence of the other without the sort of energy that would keep the stargate running for a few years.

As long as you remove then in deppiam - maiden pairs everything should be fine - just remember not to let them actually touch. I do hope that won't cramp anyone's style.

Won't that rather erm, cramp our style. Will the Maidens sit quietly whilst we bill and coo with a Deppiam?

Call The Doc-Tor he would know what to do. Sonic screwdriver anyone ( and no its not a cocktail). Call Cern. Call Brian Cox. We shall have our deppiams, we shall.