LOVE-LIVE-LAUGH-COSY-HOUSE-SLEEP-DREAM....AAAAARGH !!!!!!

[storminateacup10]

Whether they are large, pink decorative wooden letters propped up on a bedroom shelf ("SLEEP" - like I wouldn't fucking know that's what I'm meant to do in there if I didn't have a word telling me), or words splattered along the shop signs of so many wannabe cool bars and gastro joints (EAT! DRINK! RELAX! CHAT!), AIBU to detest these bloody words that have popped up everywhere in the past few years?! Maybe we should have some for sex shops too along the lines of: "SHOP-FUCK-SLEEP"
Any more suggestions welcome :-)

I've always wanted a door mat that said "unwelcome" on it.

Ideally it would be reversible and have "fuck off and die" on the other side, for the days when a particularly unwanted visitor might knock.

Strangely, nowhere seems to sell such an item.

I used to have an excellent tea towel with Fuck The Dishes printed on it. I would dearly love a wooden sign with similar.

My friend has her children's initials in the front window. Their names begin with B and J.

I think I'll get LEPROSY or SWINE FLU in my front window for the coming months and see if it deters the chuggers.

I saw a Go Away doormat once.

ArmageddonOuttahere class photo!
tiddlerslate

As well as my day job, I make quite a nice bit of pocket money making these words/signs and you've just given me some great ideas for a new range. Particularly love "FUCK" above the bed and "SHIT" above the toilet. Thank you! Am now off to create my "below the counter" range for those special customers.

I hate cupcakes with a passion but as long as people will buy them, I will continue to paint them!

And Tiddlerslate - I can make that sign for you! Just give me the nod :)

I'd also like a mat which says "unwelcome" and "fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there fuck off some more" on the reverse.

TheControversialJesse - I did threaten to have 'Go Away' block paved across our front garden when we lived in our last house.

I've seen a "Go Away' on a doormat but it was in that funny writing that made it read 'Come In' if you turned it the other way up and I don't want to welcome people in by accident.

WinterIsComing That will be a big doormat.