LOVE-LIVE-LAUGH-COSY-HOUSE-SLEEP-DREAM....AAAAARGH !!!!!!

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Whether they are large, pink decorative wooden letters propped up on a bedroom shelf ("SLEEP" - like I wouldn't fucking know that's what I'm meant to do in there if I didn't have a word telling me), or words splattered along the shop signs of so many wannabe cool bars and gastro joints (EAT! DRINK! RELAX! CHAT!), AIBU to detest these bloody words that have popped up everywhere in the past few years?! Maybe we should have some for sex shops too along the lines of: "SHOP-FUCK-SLEEP"
Any more suggestions welcome :-)

Mamas and Papas once sold me a cot mobile that said CUNT. I have a photo somewhere. Didn't notice for a couple of sleep-deprived months..

KNACKERED

I have F F S, but haven't decided where to put them yet. They were a house warming present from my best friend :o

I bought the subversive cross stitch book to do some sampler cursing for my home too...

Oh and 'BORED'... :o

SAS eh? Then I assume he didn't walk in but SWUNG through the window -SMASSSH!!! - with a knife GRIPPED between his teeth - GRR!!... and then started making tea.

FFS in the kitchen or over dining table if you have fussy eaters. I really want that one actually. You and your mate sound brilliant

:o

I need duplicate sets, my whole life is a big FFS at times...

You can order them here

I did a beautiful "FFS" design in blue gingham but it didn't save

There's a book?! How I wish I could cross stich.

DP thinks I should do the 'Go Fuck Yourself' pretty floral cross stitch for our front porch :o

err no shouty hes 81 and deaf and im beginning to suspect his eyes are failing lol.

Armageddonouttahere WTF?! Would love to see photo of said mobile- sounds like just the thing to give a sleep-deprived parent a boost
AngryFeet - I would buy those

I suppose 'LOAD THE FUCKING DISHWASHER' would be very expensive?!?!

We used to have some brilliant sweary fridge magnet things but DP's mum threw them all out when she babysat for fear they would corrupt innocent young minds ...

I SO want a FOAD sampler now! ( wistful emoticon ... )

Just for you storm it's now on my profile.

armageddonouttahere....

that's brilliant, AO!

With my EAT MORE CAKE I want to arrange them so they go round a corner with only EAT being visible at first. pure wanktastic stuff.

I also want to get some phrase or other where I can paint the letters in a selection of colours with A, R, S and E being in the same colour

How about P A R A D I S E?

In the toilet:-

CRAP WIPE FLUSH WASH

and

FOLD TOWEL NEATLY

My selection on the wooden blocky thing came to £434.67. Perhaps I could make it shorter and smaller.
What a wanktastic place that was. DD has always had her name in wooden letters for her bedroom door (a present), but it's only since we moved back to England that I've seen those messages.
I think I'll pass.

PARADISE works :o

£1.50 a letter

Cheaper than the ones I chose. Mine were a lovely gingham.
Years ago when I did do cross stitch, I made one for a friend. It was eat shit you wanker and surrounded by flowers.
The local framing man refused to do it.

I bought my sister

CAN'T BE ARSED

for her birthday