to like my cheesy ear smell?

[TheFlyingOnion]

well I've taken my earrings out for the first time in like, ages, and my ear smells of a sort of gorgonzola dolce.

Its not infected or anything, but I've found a bit of sort of cheesy leftover round where my earrings were.

I'm now slumped on the sofa in pj's, in an empty house, enjoying having a good old rummage.

AIBU?

Behind my ears smell of nothing [jealous]

Some of my farts smell great (to me) but others reek, I have a range. Yy to farts in water though. :)

Onion, pay me one million Euro or I shall c+p this to you-know-who!!

Aww I miss gorgonzola, mm stilton and really really ripe camembert.

DH cuts his toenails off and then sniffs them

@ Pinot. You-know-who will have to find out eventually....

Anyway my theory is that everyone is a secret minger...

Plan = foiled. Buggerations

runs round Pinot in bikini on fast forward, a la Benny Hill

:o

how can anyone not like the smell of piercing cheese?!

i save my belly button piercing cheese for boring evenings and then go at it with my tweezers, mm-mm-mmmm.

Oh my GOD.

My face is like Munch's The Scream.

Ear cheese??

Plaque scrapes??

Belly button sniffs?

What is wrong with you?

What crease behind the ear smell?

I am always astonished when people post on MN about feet with hard skin which they need to SCRAPE off. Are you people made of rhino horn?

oooh tweezers.......

I can spend a whole evening rummaging with tweezers.

In fact I'm addicted to tweezers, I can't travel without them (dahlingggg)

My housemate used to do her heels with a stanley knife.

That was a little unsettling, I admit...

What do you do with the tweezers flying?

oh any sort of hair gets immediately plucked. I love it. I do my bikini line just for fun in between waxes. An ingrower is a special treat

I have to be careful cos I could easily get over enthusiastic and end up with no eyebrows (this happened to a friend of mine once)

The absolute worst smell is when I get sick and get tonsil stones. These little nuggets smell horrendous and are a pain to get out. Worst was when I had a inflamed tonsil, I pushed on it and it exploded with all this gunk. I almost vomited.

Go google those and come back and tell me what you think!

I like the rank eggy drain smell

and my own farts especially the hot silent ones that reek

Tonsil stones.

Good GRIEF.

What are you doing with your fingers down your sore throat pressing on your tonsils, you maniac!

hot silent ones!

GetOrf I got my fingers in my throat trying to get the damned tonsil stones out, so my throat wont hurt anymore!

First time I got one, I thought it was a bit of food and kept drinking water to dislodge it. Those buggers are well and truly locked in there until you pick them out. And they are only the tip of the iceberg so to speak....

Its pretty vile.

God Lucy I wouldn't be able to touch my tonsils as I would gag too much

Oh Lucy.

That is a whole new world of disgusting bodily vileness.

Hairy I call those silent but violent!

Tonsil stones are horrendous and great at the same time.

I used to poke at them with fingers or a cotton bud but I've worked out a painless technique of repeatedly rolling my tongue from the back to massage them out of the tonsils. It can take a couple of hours because you have to keep taking breaks.

Then I hook them off the tongue with a finger and marvel at their grossness before wiping them in a tissue. They have to be quite big though so my breath must stink while they're festering to a massagable size.

I have to do this in private because I look like a cat puking up a hairball.

I have tonsil stones and I have to dig them out otherwise they get sore

ps I like to think my tonsil massaging technique may have strengthened my tongue for other applications