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Original poster

AIBU to be shocked at the stuff I found on DH phone?

76 replies

Kayano · 15/09/2011 18:52

Ok it might be a bit misleading title but....

DH and BIL have been texting pictures of their Shits to each other for weeks having a game of 'my shit is bigger than your shit'

Just to add to the MAnky men threads ATM

Why??!!!

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thecaptaincrocfamily · 15/09/2011 20:06

Reeaallllly! PMSL! Yes it is gross but hardly that bad for a man Grin Thought it was going to be really terrible tbh! Involving other people or animals Blush Thank God for that! It isn't!

thecaptaincrocfamily · 15/09/2011 20:07

I think they call the bonking dead people necrophilia?? Shock

sjuperwolef · 15/09/2011 20:10

munting kayano

Original poster
Kayano · 15/09/2011 20:13

YES MUNTING!!!!

That was it!
Google MUNTING!
Omg I was shocked lol

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MumblingRagDoll · 15/09/2011 20:14

An exx of mine confessed he and his mate sometimes roasted a whole leg of Lamb EACH and then would sit naked eating it together.
Nothing men do surprises me.

Shock
SheCutOffTheirTails · 15/09/2011 20:16

I think the important thing here is that your DH is winning.

sjuperwolef · 15/09/2011 20:16

i had a MN initiation last month of googling dragon butter, munting, blue waffle and something else which thankfully ive forgotten. that was an awful afternoon involving me doing a lot of this - Shock face!

sam26oscar · 15/09/2011 20:16

This is hilarious Grin, DH is armed forces and nothing men do would surprise me after seeing and hearing things from him and his mates!!!

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Kayano · 15/09/2011 20:19

I was the initiator of that with blue waffle SJ
I just couldn't remember MUNTING lol
And I did enjoy reading about it lol Grin

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GossipWitch · 15/09/2011 20:20

My ds1 9yrs can give most of the males in the family a run for their money, he brews it for 3 days usually.

At least I've learnt 3 new things that I can make my friends puke up there breakfast with.

sjuperwolef · 15/09/2011 20:20

oh you! my poor eyes have never needed bleached so badly in their life Grin

SheCutOffTheirTails · 15/09/2011 20:22

It would be worth getting pregnant just so you could kick their arses at the giant poo game.

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Kayano · 15/09/2011 20:25

I AM PREGNANT!
And I can't poo at all! Lol

waits to join game lol

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glitterkitten · 15/09/2011 20:34

OMG

I've just googled all these phrases and nearly threw up at blue waffle.

I feel as though I've been violated!!!!

sjuperwolef · 15/09/2011 20:39

that feeling will never leave glitterkitten..

never..

PuspornInBoots · 15/09/2011 20:45

So if hypothetically, a grown man was to somehow sneak into one of those little teeny kiddy toilets and DUMP, thus having a "false scale" in the picture, would he be disqualified for cheating if people found out? Inquiring sad minds well me need to know...

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Kayano · 15/09/2011 20:48

Lmao pussporninboots
Best name EVER btw! Grin

I someone should totally do that Grin

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MsWetherwax · 16/09/2011 23:09

Thank God DP isn't the only one! He used to swap pictures of his bowel movements with a whole group of friends (including a female I might add)when we first met. He couldn't understand why I was freaked out the night we all went to the pub and she sent him a picture FROM THE LADIES! :/

CaptainKirksNipples · 16/09/2011 23:19

If anyone is googling then urban dictionary is a safe place to do it. No pics but some graphic descriptions!

HecateGoddessOfTheNight · 16/09/2011 23:30

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.

I googled rate my poo and stumbled upon one ending in dot net.

When will I learn?

MrsPlesWearsAFez · 16/09/2011 23:36

I also opened the .net one without looking.

I am very grateful to be using a phone and not wearing my glasses.

AmberLeaf · 16/09/2011 23:43

Oh god, do NOT google 'ratemypoo' SERIOUSLY dont

SaggyHairyArse · 16/09/2011 23:50

Oh my good God, I just Google rate my poo and got ratemypoo.net and it is for poo fetish folk Confused

LikeACandleButNotQuite · 16/09/2011 23:56

My DH, long before he was H, had 'Poo Diaries' on the wall in his loo. Basically a giant sheet of paper, a pen on a string and a bunch of 'categories' of poos, which you added to when you had the corresponding type of poo. There were about 25 different types he and his mates had discovered.

Made for very interesting reading.

jobnockey · 16/09/2011 23:58

my DP and his BF's all compare poos. With the advent of camera phones they were set up. I thought it was normal?