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AIBU to be shocked at the stuff I found on DH phone?

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Kayano · 15/09/2011 18:52

Ok it might be a bit misleading title but....

DH and BIL have been texting pictures of their Shits to each other for weeks having a game of 'my shit is bigger than your shit'

Just to add to the MAnky men threads ATM

Why??!!!

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HairyGrotter · 15/09/2011 19:04

Depends on the crowd I guess, but either way, I felt enlightened that evening. I learn so much from these friends :(

MrsChemist · 15/09/2011 19:05

A girl I used to work with showed us a picture of an absolutely massive poo she had done months (yes, months) beforehand.
She was so proud of it, she showed as many people as she could.

I bet she has the picture of the poo in her wallet by now.

fedupofnamechanging · 15/09/2011 19:06

I bet he seems sooo attractive to you right now Grin

chimchar · 15/09/2011 19:08

my dh does this too.

tiz gross. he accidentally showed his mother a picture of one of his prize shits last weekend, whilst scrolling through photos of the kids on his phone.....

i was like this...Shock Blush

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Kayano · 15/09/2011 19:08

Is actually is more attractive to me now Karma because he is winning 'my shot is bigger than your shit' Blush

goes to drag DH to bed

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Kayano · 15/09/2011 19:09

checks for skidders

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candytuft63 · 15/09/2011 19:09

ice docking -freeze the long, straight poo and er..use it down there.
Mneh

FlamingFannyDrawers · 15/09/2011 19:11

Curiousity got the better of me and I googled Iceberging.

OP taking photos of their shits is nothing compared to that. Yuck!

PuspornInBoots · 15/09/2011 19:13

But how do they get the scale in the picture? Do they pose the poo beside a coin or something?

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Kayano · 15/09/2011 19:15

They get the seat in... Toilets are usually of standard size. DH filled the bowl and was up the side.

I would play too if I could poo lol Blush

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theredsalamander · 15/09/2011 19:17

Carabos your post made me howl - I can just imagine you and a hundrd other mners sitting at your screen saying it

Sadly dh had already enlightened me to the joys of poo rating.

And ds1 (6) proudly boasts if he does a "ghostie" (that rare poo that leaves no trace in the pan or on the loo roll)

NoCarbsBeforeMarbs · 15/09/2011 19:18

Ohhhh I just googled rate my poo.
Worse than I imagined.
There is even a side-on picture of some bloke pooing al fresco... Too much, just too much!

Good luck to your DH though Kayano, if he must take photos of his bob, he can at least make you proud by having the biggest! Grin

FabbyChic · 15/09/2011 19:18

I had a male friend who used to send me pics of his shits.

MinnieBar · 15/09/2011 19:20

DS is four and did the biggest poo I've ever seen today - half out of the water. We all stood there looking at it in wonder. DH did say he was 'almost tempted' to take a picture; now I'm kind of wishing we had, so maybe I could enter it in competition alongside your DH and BIL? Wink

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Kayano · 15/09/2011 19:23

Men are so weird...

I had a friend at work who told me they played 'Elbow Tittie' in the office. Where they would walk around all day and keep score of how many women they could 'accidentally ' elbow in the tit! The game ended when A woman got suspicious or objected!! I only know that because I was the one who objected!

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carabos · 15/09/2011 19:23

Rate my poo, ice berging, ice docking WTAF?????- I'm going for a lie down with a cup of camomile tea and a pussy to stroke. Shock And I'm never coming back to this thread.....

MrsBuntysStrangeCuldeSac · 15/09/2011 19:26

Dear God, in the past couple of days we've had DH's that wipe their willies on hand towels, have un washable skids and photograph their own shit. WTF is going on?

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Kayano · 15/09/2011 19:26

But you will miss Blue Waffle...

And oh what was he other one?!

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LaurieFairyCake · 15/09/2011 19:27

There are men who REINSERT their own shits in their arse for sexual pleasure like a fucking MINI (MAXI) milk !!!!!!!!

Shock
HairyGrotter · 15/09/2011 19:27

Seagulling

theredsalamander · 15/09/2011 19:30

Seagulling? Googled. Oh dear sweet jesus I have two sons what are they growing up to become?

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Kayano · 15/09/2011 19:34

It was the one about 2 people digging up a body and jumping on it for sexual gratification. What was that called?!

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candytuft63 · 15/09/2011 19:38

Feeling sick yet, anyone ?
Disgusting !
Blech !
Stop this now before I read anymore !Grin

Oblomov · 15/09/2011 20:01

Oh dear. Thats me in trouble then. I don't find the Op odd at all.

Never heard of ice-berging/docking, ha ha. Love Mn for htese kind of things.
Seagulling ? Yuk. Never heard of it.

But seriously, I am always very proud of my poohs. They are big , Gillian McKeith would be proud. And because dh has always been very unwell and has very little bowel, pooh has always been an issue for him. He does comment that mine are bloody huge.

I have never taken a photo of mine. But really i should. It is exemplary.
Does this put me in the seriously-in-need-of-being-committed category ?

Oblomov · 15/09/2011 20:03

OP, I think its funny. I think its just juvenile men talk. I don't think there is any cause for concern here.