to think that most people that say 'I left school years ago' in an argument are generally the most bitchy ones anyway!

[elisadoeslittle]

My friend says this. It really fucks me off. Because out of everyone I know, shes the most bitchy in an argument. Normally she'll have said something nasty, to which the person responds with something nasty, and she'll say 'Im not being funny, but I left school years ago' in order to look higher and mightier and above bitchy comments, despite just making one.

I cant believe my friend gets into enough arguments for me to have noticed a formula to it! Every time Ive heard this phrase its been in a bitchy context. I hate it!

no. It can't be true.

I reckon it was Shirl. She's protesting too much

Shirl and dp
Sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g

Oh yeah, I love having the sex with bigots.

I wouldn't touch her vagina for all the tea in China (That's a lie I would touch her vagina for that amount of tea because that would be worth, like, BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS of pounds)

Biggy jiggy

You love it

God.

We need a gossip section. We could call it " fuck me, you'll never guess..."

DID YOU READ IT PAG?

That DP reckons she had a 2 year long sexually creative relationship with another female mumsnetter?

YY to gossip section. we could have:

lists of flouncers
lists of name changers
details of bigot/lesbian mash-ups
And a rota for the Rumour Mill. One poster to be on duty every day to start scurrilous rumours - LeQ spotted in Asda, buying own-brand paint. Xenia in a flowery pinny buying Y-Fronts in M&S. Hully having trolley-rage in Tesco and battering a man to death with a trolley token in a sock.

I can't read it. Mental images just too awful.

at bigot/ lesbian mash ups. That would be quite a small thread I think.

Can't even ask how many bigots and how many lesbians because it sounds like the start of a really awful lightbulb changing joke.

I loathe 'I'm sorry but...'

They are never sorry, and what follows is usually ill-informed Daily Mailorama.

I think bigots and lesbos are like the new hot combo. Could have their own mag.

Called The Biggoted Lesbo Weekly?

First article.

I Am Not Trying To Be Funny Here But.......

WTF would the lesbo/bigot mag be? No Nuts Please We're British?

oh vair good

I'm struggling to understand something here. OP, do your relationships with your friends generally revolve around arguments ? Seems to be a weird way of carrying on. Why spend time with someone who routinely pees you off so much? What do you get out of it?