or what would you have thought...

[AuntieMonica]

shopping in a well-known department store, for the purposes of this thread let's call it Lewis Johns and sitting for a well-deserved cuppa and bowl of fairly heavenly cream of vegetable soup...

a lad, about 11/12 comes up and pushes a sponsorship form in front of me, mumbles something about a boxing club and Amir Khan and wants me to write my name and address down.

i told him i wasn't local, that i was only visiting the area and wouldn't be able to guarantee when i was back in town to give him his money...

he said it was ok, i could give him the cash there and then.

what would you have done?

arses, i'll have to start another pointless but chatty thread another time and keep a better eye on numbers

Awww I've been adopted by Rock! Yay!

How didn't I punch her? To this day I don't know. I am obviously fabulous

I sit gobsmacked at Gilbs MIL

GilbonzoTheFabulousSecretPsychoCunt

Never knowingly under ripped off?

Sorry....Its the thought of having my mother in law stroke my breast.

Oh gilbonzo.

You poor thing.

It's all going to be ok. The doctor told me that I qualify for a breast reduction so I'll just make sure that's the bit they hack out

see, goodas is keeping up

Who is goodass?

Sorry...just saw.

Sorry AuntieM.........ummm.....YANBU? YABU? I'm too drunk to know now.

anyway, i told the lad to please abstain from interrupting my luncheon (or 'do you mind, i'm trying to eat my fucking soup and i hate boxing') and as i had decided to alert the staff, a young lad who was doing the washing up at one of the sinks they've got tucked away in the cafe (i like this touch, makes the place seem 'human' ) spotted him and manhandled him out of the cafe

job done

Good move AuntieM.

I hope he had the little blighters arm twisted up his back on the way out.

Go you AuntieM!

Well if you will hang out in shoddy establishments like lewis johns what do you expect?