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Original poster

or what would you have thought...

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AuntieMonica · 10/09/2011 20:16

shopping in a well-known department store, for the purposes of this thread let's call it Lewis Johns and sitting for a well-deserved cuppa and bowl of fairly heavenly cream of vegetable soup...

a lad, about 11/12 comes up and pushes a sponsorship form in front of me, mumbles something about a boxing club and Amir Khan and wants me to write my name and address down.

i told him i wasn't local, that i was only visiting the area and wouldn't be able to guarantee when i was back in town to give him his money...

he said it was ok, i could give him the cash there and then.

what would you have done?

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AuntieMonica · 10/09/2011 21:05

i hope you didn't 'return' the doofer forcefully Euphemia

[ouchies emoticon]

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reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 21:06

Is a doofer like a loofer but for your privates ?

Hullygully · 10/09/2011 21:06

I'd have phoned my M!5 handler

Al Quaida and no mistake

They've got so cunning

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 21:07

Only joking Bobbly...,probably not...too far away and can't afford it.Smile

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 21:08

M!5?
FFS we is in trouble.

Hullygully · 10/09/2011 21:09

I have glanced at the thread and seen there was a shagging granny

Deffo Bin Laden

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoCunt · 10/09/2011 21:09

Dear MI5. I am lovely. Please don't shoot me.

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AuntieMonica · 10/09/2011 21:09

i thought M15 closed down years ago

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RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 10/09/2011 21:11

What the actual fuck is going on here?

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 21:11

Was M15 a discount shop AuntieM?

Like Inexcess or summat?

Hullygully · 10/09/2011 21:11

There's a special unit left called Sponsor a Jihadi Today Unit

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AuntieMonica · 10/09/2011 21:12

inexcess was that bloke who died wanking with a rope around his neck wasn't it?

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reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 21:12

Ah...back to sponsorships...

I will sponsor the shagging Grannies.

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AuntieMonica · 10/09/2011 21:13

is it for a boxing club too, Hully?

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Hullygully · 10/09/2011 21:13

No
No boxing

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AuntieMonica · 10/09/2011 21:14

crikey, so many sponsorship forms, so few grown ups Grin

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AuntieMonica · 10/09/2011 21:15

reeling

are the shagging grannies the same style as the racing ones you can get from places like Hawkins Bazzar? they got wind-up keys at the side?

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reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 21:16

With an orange in his mouth and tights on his head?

Oh no...that was the right honourable member for Eastleigh.

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 21:17

Wind-up Shagging Grannies would go down a storm at christmas.

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoCunt · 10/09/2011 21:19
Hullygully · 10/09/2011 21:23

never ever ever drink hot tea near a shagging granny

just sayin-

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AuntieMonica · 10/09/2011 21:25

cold tea might be a useful tool if you can't side step them on your doorstep and the jehovah witnesses can't get to the door bell?

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GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoCunt · 10/09/2011 21:25

Never ever stand near a shagging granny. They're a wicked shot with a handbag.

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 21:25

We have a wind up Santa who wiggles his arse and makes a very dubious movement with his right arm while singing jingle bells.

He looks very rude.

My Mum brought it for DC years ago and we all love him.

The DC will fight for him in our will.Grin

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 21:26

Jehovahs are fair game.

They know the score.