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to think that if you wear two pairs of knickers

53 replies

fourkids · 10/09/2011 18:22

one under your tights, and one on top of your tights to stop them falling down, your bum will look bigger?

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Quintessentialist · 10/09/2011 20:11

You can keep your tights or stockings up using suspenders...

scuzy · 10/09/2011 20:15

personally i hate tights they are smelly yokes (remembers going through drawer of pop socks belonging to me ma helping her to try to find a pair ....shudders)

anyhoo its the extra lines they create its impossible to find a pair that stops comfortably and your own knicker line.

LeBOF · 10/09/2011 20:15

I know it isn't you...

Unless you are rhythmically stroking yourself through some sweaty ten denier fabric as you post, that is Grin

fourkids · 10/09/2011 20:20

phew Grin

no stroking. Just a bit of hitching as too worried about getting a two-pairs-bottom...

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ivykaty44 · 10/09/2011 20:24

so if you wear stockings and knickers will you look thinner than if you wear knickers and tights?

cleanteeth · 10/09/2011 20:28

I always wear 2 pairs with my tights Blush

fourkids · 10/09/2011 20:28

stands to reason...unless the tights are of the suck-you-in-and-overflow-out-of-the top variety of course.

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fourkids · 10/09/2011 20:28

cleanteeth, where?

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thenightsky · 10/09/2011 20:29

I used to do that years ago, in the days before tights came in long lengths. It was the only way they would stay up. Not done it for, oooh, 30 years though.

fourkids · 10/09/2011 20:30

I mean, one under and one over?

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KurriKurri · 10/09/2011 20:32

If you wear a pair to stop your tights falling down, you'll have to wear another pair to stop the outer pants falling down (unless you want to end up like frazzle's friend), then another pair ad infinitum. Before you know it you'll have a bum the size of Bournemouth.

No good can ever come of multiple underwear.

cleanteeth · 10/09/2011 20:33

Yes, one under, one over. They're only thin knickers though and it does help keep my tights up! Have never noticed its made my bum look bigger though.

Even when I buy new tights they dont stay up and this fixes it perfectly!

fourkids · 10/09/2011 20:35

It occurrs to me that if the knockers were tight, wearing multiple pairs might make your bum look smaller.

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fourkids · 10/09/2011 20:35

or the knickers for that matter Grin

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cleanteeth · 10/09/2011 20:42

It does depend on the thickness of ones knickers though. I wouldn't, say for instance, wear my manky old thick period knickers. It would make my arse look huge!

BodyUnknown · 10/09/2011 20:46

I thought I was the only one who actually did this. Even my nice tights go saggy at the crotch unless I wear a pair of pants Superman-style on top to keep them up. Works brilliantly, bum doesn't look any bigger, and much less wobble.

fourkids · 10/09/2011 20:56

So, although I don't have a definitive answer about the bum-size thing, I wasn't sure what period knickers were and went to do a MN search...and got sidetracked onto something else about 'freebleeding'.

I'm not changing the subject, honestly. The thing is, reading this other thread made me howl with laughter (which is always a bit freaky in an otherwise empty room, I find), and, having to cross my legs - too many DCs, too few pelvic floor exercises - made me think that it could ALWAYS come in useful to be wearing two pairs of knickers. Even if it DOES make your bum look big.

(decided to use common sense on period knickers)

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schroeder · 10/09/2011 21:24

My mum always made me wear 2 pairs of pants with my tights (1 under 1 over).

The over pair had to be worn under on the following day Confused

thenightsky · 10/09/2011 21:27

fourkids freebleeding??? argh Shock

QueenOfFeckingEverything · 10/09/2011 21:28

The Tights Troll always talked about 100 denier black tights. And schoolgirls usually [vom]

Never anything as, um, well, untitillating as wearing extra pants over them to keep the buggers up!

OddBoots · 10/09/2011 21:29

What if the under pair were a thong and the over pair were a control type? That might work but has the potential to get a bit uncomfortable.

realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 10/09/2011 21:31

I think the gusset of your pants would just also end up sagging down your thighs too tbh... unless you have super dooper industrial style magic pants or something...

fourkids · 10/09/2011 21:35

schroeder, but the under pair didn't have to be worn over the next day??!

thenightsky, yes freebleeding! I kid you not Confused

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fourkids · 10/09/2011 21:37

OddBoots, yes, but I think you could also do that the other way round?

Uncomfortable like those pull-your-tummy-in thongs...haven't tried one, but can't imagine how it can pull your tummy in without cutting you right in half. don't think you could sit down.

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TrillianAstra · 10/09/2011 21:46

I wish they would just make tights without droopy gussets.

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