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To think that people who choose to drive a sports car are...

82 replies

AgentZigzag · 09/09/2011 21:52

...just big ol' attention seekers.

'Ooo ooo look at meeee - NO! You must look '

Not that I think there's anything wrong with seeking attention if you need it

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BahHumPug · 09/09/2011 23:46

Whenever I see a man in one, I always assume they have a small penis. The bloody things look like great big penis extensions.

I once saw on a comic list of What Not To Say To A Naked Man that number 1 was 'Oh. This explains the sports car'.

thenightsky · 09/09/2011 23:46

I have a teeny tiny sports car. I worked hard to buy it and I love it. And it does an economical 52 mpg.

Pic on profile

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 00:07

One day i will drive to Paris in a sports car with the warm wind in my hair.

AgentZigzag · 10/09/2011 00:10

Right, Glitter Wink

G'wan, get started, I love a bit of positive discrimination chat I do.

DH is impressed thenightsky, he said they've got a really decent engine that can go like shit off a shovel Grin

All I can say is that it's a nice colour Grin

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AgentZigzag · 10/09/2011 00:11

Now I like that reeling.

Will you find a way of incorporating it into your midlife crisis do you think?

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tigerdriverII · 10/09/2011 00:19

reeling - before I was 37, I did drive through Paris in a sportscar with warm wind in my hair. And cheesy though it was, DH (then DP, all a bit complicated) started humming the tune. I do like to remember this when I am washing loads of sweaty socks etc etc and look like norah batty when I look in the mirror.

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 00:20

Grin at AgentZigZag.

PigletJohn · 10/09/2011 00:21

mumsamilitant Fri 09-Sep-11 22:30:16
... I felt the need to practically shout say dad at the beginning, middle and end of EVERY sentence. ...

Tsk, tsk, he's old enough to be her father.

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 00:22

Envy at tigerdriverII.

HowlingBitch · 10/09/2011 00:23

What age is mid-life again?

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 00:24

It's at the age of 37.......................

That's when she realised she'd never drive to Paris.....etc

FFS

Glitterandglue · 10/09/2011 00:24

Nonononono! /Stamps feet/ I have only just finished my Social Work degree, I don't want to talk about it again...actually you know what though, I have to if it comes up, it's exhausting. Once you see and understand all this stuff about prejudice and stereotypes and all that, all the explanations for it, you can't not bring it up. (Hence why I had to reply to this thread even though I was pretty sure you knew you were being unreasonable (to treat a whole group of people as homogenous), because there was a chance you didn't, and a bigger chance that others would also not...)

So yeah, I REFUSE to go there with positive discrimination right now, because we're not deep in that. I know you're being amusing. Life is all sweetness and light and everyone's thoughtful and kind and not prejudiced at all. Right? Right.

HowlingBitch · 10/09/2011 00:24
tigerdriverII · 10/09/2011 00:25

Reeling, you can have DS's sweaty socks any time you like, m'dear!

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 00:26

Glitterandglue

What?

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 00:28

tigerdriverII

Thanks but i have plenty of smelly socks here!

Glitterandglue · 10/09/2011 00:30

reelingintheyears Sorry, I was responding to AgentZigZag. It probably won't make much sense to her (him?) either. My post essentially boils down to: I am overthinking as per usual and am shutting the fuck up.

HowlingBitch · 10/09/2011 00:31

14 years.

Sigh, Tis impossible.

reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 00:35

Glitterandglue

Tis getting late but have a Wine

Glitterandglue · 10/09/2011 00:37

I don't drink! /Sobs/ I'm going away now to drink tea and write my novel, anyway. That is the theory at least.

AgentZigzag · 10/09/2011 00:40

I goaded Glitter into that reeling, sorry Glitter Grin

But even though I know you speak the truth, I just can't rummage out any of my normal non-judgemental justifications when I come across the driver of a sports car.

If clothes are used as a language to get across what type of person you want other people to see you as, then sports cars say something that's not altogether positive to me.

A sports car driver believes they have it because of it's better performance etc, everyone else knows different.

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reelingintheyears · 10/09/2011 00:58

Hands a medicinal brandy to Glitters.

AgentZigzag · 10/09/2011 01:03

I've been feeling a bit off tonight as it happens reeling...

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HowlingBitch · 10/09/2011 01:14
HowlingBitch · 10/09/2011 01:16

Zaggy.... Not saggy.

Infact I have always imagined you being wonderfully perky!

Oh dear, How not to sound like a dirty trucker. Fails.