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AIBU?

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To store things in my cleavage and then forget about them...

89 replies

NurseFleischerBaum · 08/09/2011 16:24

I lost my credit card all day because of this!

I'm not going to stop though, it makes me feel like the heroine of a period drama, hiding a love letter from the stable boy...Grin

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livinonaprayer · 09/09/2011 11:03

This made me laugh out loud! I thought I was the only one. Do get the occasional odd look when phone starts ringing and I've forgotten it's in there! Grin

CurrySpice · 09/09/2011 11:05

Theonly downside of the -love of my life Iphone is that it's too big for my bra Angry

VAJAZZLEMYFOOF · 09/09/2011 11:13

I found a melted chocolate button down my cleavage and a peanut.. I must have thought i was a squirrel and stored it their for supper.

munkeychops · 09/09/2011 11:15

Given I have A cup boobs, I will have to stick to pockets. I am going to say that YABU purely out of spite and jealously.

Mumsnut · 09/09/2011 11:21

Can we have Shergar back now, please?

Lotkinsgonecurly · 09/09/2011 11:23

I'm so glad its not just me doing it. I tend to store my mobile down there when on the school run, its a bit disconcerting for people when it rings though!

Regularly have to check my bra for car keys, check them before pockets. Am 38 JJ, would be able to hold small baby in my bra and not find them.

sjuperwolef · 09/09/2011 11:23

my breasticles cant fit shergar i do have lord lucan tho

toddlerama · 09/09/2011 11:23

Ha ha! Love this thread! My very well endowed cousin lost her phone on a school trip. Made people empty bags etc. as it had gone missing whilst she was asleep on the bus. It turned up in her cleavage. She just forgot it was there.

Lotkinsgonecurly · 09/09/2011 11:24

I have also been swimming with 2 phones ( not at the same time) stored in my bra and have had to get new ones. DH thinks I do it on purpose.

AbsDuWolef · 09/09/2011 11:26

YABU. Stop showing off.

My grandmother used to do this - would keep her keys tied to her bra, about a billion tissues and various other articles. The ONE TIME I stored some money in my bra DP looked like he was going to faint from shock. He was of the opinion that it's something only old ladies do.

LoonyRationalist · 09/09/2011 11:33

I got 6 (small) rolls of sellotape in my bra yesterday

When at home my smartphone lives tucked in my bra too since I smashed the screen of the previous one when it fell out of my pocket.

sjuperwolef · 09/09/2011 11:37

ive been bra tucking since i was 13

CroissantNeuf · 09/09/2011 11:43

After reading this over the last couple of days I've just tried putting my phone in my bra but it just doesn't work for me (B/C cup -is that too small?).

It felt bulky, was uncomfortable and got in the way.
It also looked lumpy (but I'm wearing a snug fitting T-shirt).

Do you all wear baggy clothes to disguise the odd shaped norks?

sjuperwolef · 09/09/2011 12:08

c should be fine - i was a c cup for years and managed :)

try putting your phone inbetween your norks like in the crack Blush and tucking it in the centre of your bra, that or top of the cup close to the outer edge. tops are usually form fitting what with being mahoosivly pg i find the closer fitting the snugger the hold of nork bounty..

Grin
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