To store things in my cleavage and then forget about them...

[NurseFleischerBaum]

I lost my credit card all day because of this!

I'm not going to stop though, it makes me feel like the heroine of a period drama, hiding a love letter from the stable boy...

Oh FFS BUXOM

Jodie respect.
Aldi I hardly think Mr Darcy would approve of ale and corsets Demure empire line dresses and tiny velvet jackets are more his thing. Though Jennifer Ehle could have stored quite a bit down hers...

ALso love the article SouthernFriedTofu, - especially the recreation of the whole episode using a plastic bat

I always keep a £5 note in my bra for emergencies. It's alot easier than carrying a purse

Mr Darcy wouldn't know what hit him I say... I'm always getting my lit mixed up ;) Makes for interesting daydreams.

SouthernFriedTofu I would love to find a bat down there, they are so cute! Maybe a smaller one than that plastic bat though.

That's how I got my most recent name. Mine is the Bear Grylls of Bras, all singing, all dancing, and very capacious when I go C25king and have to stuff my phone, iPod, inhaler and keys in there beside my humungous norks. Tis very handy. My shopping list is in there at the moment - nice ham, Fruit Shoots of course.

£2.27 fell out of my bra the other week.

No idea how it got there.

Hooray for the Nork-tastic amongst us!
My cleavage easily holds an iphone (nearly an ipad) and has also secreted £5 note, dog poo bags (empty, NOT used), keys and suchlike when dog walking.

I forget sometimes and discover a fiver when I take the bra off.
mmmmm, bra-money

Can easily hold an entire pencil case under each one. Or a tin of dog food.

"Do your Norks swing low, do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?"

my only problem is the slight moisture that builds up during exercise and so prevents the storage of a slice of battenburg or a chocolate hobnob which would be a tasty reward.

If I realise I have no money for the day, and ask DH if he has some, he often pops the money in my bra. I've forgotten to take it out a few times and have had to make an excuse to dash away from the checkout of our local Budgens and find a quiet aisle to retrieve the money in, when I've realised that I have no money apart from the notes in my cleavage.

For years I played rugby with my ventolin inhaler down my sports bra, best place for it though occasionally painful....

And a dear friend of mine ran the London marathon last year with a super plus tampax down her bra....the paper covered ones! It got v wet and sweaty and started expanding causing quite a distraction...

in fact at a big rugby game the attendant handed me some bit of paper and I automatically stuffed it in a bra cup and carried on but I think I got a few raised eye brows

You must've been playing in the scrum then :o

.....Have you women no shame?? so change im given in tesco could have been in your sweating heaving cleavage minutes before?

How did anyone find they could hold a pencil case/tin of pet food/chair??? under their breast?

What is with partners tucking money in bras???

Many years ago it was the fashion to wear a wonder bra and a denim jacket to go to the clubs in .......I used to work in a chippy and on returning home one evening the chippy was full with people from the theatre so like a good pissed employee I went in to help serve .....my boss was very impressed to see my clubbing attire.

How times have changed ,,,,dhs party trick is to wear my bra on his head and dance like a sailor still it keeps the children amused

have always posed money, cards, train tickets, house keys, change, crumbs down my bra great for when i have no pockets/zips/bag with me

Yes bra is an excellent place to store ipod or similar. I am waiting for someone to make one with a little soft pocket that would store keys without sticking into you.

I more often carry cans of beer/cups of tea around in my cleavage though. Tea particularly is most cosy on a cold day. And handy if you're not sitting near a table, or are moving from room to room.

Well......dp drove 70 mins away to get a donation from our sperm donor when we were ttc, she placed the cup between her cleavage to keep it in the dark and at body temp(thus keeping it alive)

We concieved 1st time thankfully!!

I've seen others do this but never tried it myself, although with 32G norks I'm not sure why not .

Is it not uncomfortable though, especially when you bend over or pick a toddler up ?

Ok...you asked...

When i 'gave up smoking' a few years ago, i used to hide a lighter under my tit.

Well.....to cut a long story short i forgot it was there and DP and i....

ive not really told anyone this before,

I put mintrels in my cleavage to warm them so they melt inside the shell slightly and then eat them at breast warmed temp.

Please someone else tell me they do this

I recently met someone through work whose cleavage kept beeping during our meeting.

Eventually she apologised and said she'd have to deal with it and then fished a mobile phone out of her bra.

Until then I'd never even considered that women kept things in their bra. I've honestly never known anyone do it until that point.

Isn't it uncomfortable and lumpy?

I used to keep a pack of fags between my norks when raving in my wonderbra circa 1994

Hahahahahaha I've just looked down there now and there's a return bus ticket I thought I'd lost this morning.