To hate the cliquey vomit-inducing threads on MN?

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Because they put me right off the whole of MN .

Maybe it's because I don't generally use MN for 'chatting'; more for getting advice and opinions on parenting issues, health issues, etc (have namechanged btw as am a longstanding and cowardly MNer). But I do click on 'most active' when I come on here to see what's going on, and the clique arse-kissing and 'in' jokes between some MNers make me cringe and really put me off the site. It's like the school playground mum cliques but worse - because at least there the people really do know each other.

And yes I know threads about a thread are against MN rules blah blah but I wanted to moan about and am happy to be slated for doing so - so there

I just think some MNers should get over themselves and go off and start a new 'love-in' site somewhere else. The End.

Well if it starts labour it ought to shift a little bit of eaer mank....

Did someone really post a picture of a random woman wearing a fleece for everyone to take the piss out of? I think that's really nasty actually. My mum would probably wear something like that. Imagine if someone posted a picture of your mum on mumsnet for everyone to have a good laugh at!

I moved to a place where the local rugby league team have a wolf mascot, imagintively called Wolfy. So there.
I used the word onanism today, I think that beats frottage into a cocked hat.

bjuggering bjollocks strikeout hates me again today

I couldn't give a fuck.

I suppose if you were frottaging someone's ear who happened to be wearing a hat, it would indeed be a cocked hat.

As you were.

No one knows who I am. I've fallen out of my quiche

There does seem to be a lot more chatting and snogging on threads now

But on the whole I'm with Velvetsnow and couldn't give a fuck

we could save the NHS millions on now defunct ear treatments. What next, an eye bath for conjunctuvitius and cataracts?

I learnt what frottage was in year 4 (old style

Now I've been known to snog and grope ,but only when drunk

That actually hurts a lot more than you think. And still doesn't shift the ear mank

Is it wrong to be drunk at 12:45pm?

Oopsy - my bad!

I snog all the time I am brazen with it.

bitchtwat is one of my alllllllltime fave MNers

I only grope on a Friday night

Did someone really post a picture of a random woman wearing a fleece for everyone to take the piss out of? I think that's really nasty actually. My mum would probably wear something like that. Imagine if someone posted a picture of your mum on mumsnet for everyone to have a good laugh at!

She would absolutely fucking deserve it if she was wearing a wolef fleece and mom jeans. My conscience is clear.

Ooo you could start a thread about how much you love me and we could snog allllll day! Then we would have hate threads about us and we would go down in MN history for daring to 'know' someone. Get us - total bitches!

I would write bjitches but I missed that thread and now I'm so far out of the loop.

Has the moaners noticed that we have done to this thread exactly what they were complaining about? I have to say my part in this is entirely deliberate.

well done OP

YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER

See, this is why I love MN. It's just a laugh! Join in and have fun people!